to think that DP ought to emerge from his shed....

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and make me a mojito?

cos I have no mojito in my hand at all. He said he had "something to do" out there, and he never came back.

Have you searched the thread for plastic vaginas?

If not, he could be gone a very long time.

'Something to do in the shed' = smoking a joint!

Thread?? I meant shed

I'm with Worra on this. I loved that thread

Worra - I just spat my coffee!

Leave the bastard!

Whats he doing in there? He's not doing anything with sandpaper, is he?

Go out there and peer in! Report back!

WorraLiberty-i had such a difficult day at work,very hard but you made me laugh by reminding me about that thread. ....ha ha ha

strangely enough worra I hadn't!!

there IS definitely sandpaper, i've seen it...

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i can't peep in because he has covered the window up with an old rabbit food bag
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How long has he been gone OP?

hmmm he has been gone around 2 hours now

Take him a mojito. Good excuse to go in and see what he's sandpapering doing.

i can't make mojitos!
that is the problem :(

i think i'll make some tea instead. that will probably set his tea radar off