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To think that most of you just don't have the breeding

18 replies

EdnaClouds · 23/02/2012 12:07

Im right aren't I?

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momnipotent · 23/02/2012 12:08

I have four children, I think I'm quite good at breeding.

ScaredyCate · 23/02/2012 12:09

I breed chickens - is that good enough?

ChickensHaveNoLips · 23/02/2012 12:10

I'm shit at the breeding. I have 2 DC but only thanks to the NHS and its ability to keep my little puking self alive. I am, however, bloody brilliant at rose grafting.

CreepyWeeBrackets · 23/02/2012 12:12

I am probably breeding a naice D&V virus right now thanks to the STUPID, SELFISH woman who was sitting next to me in the GP waiting room earlier who was also whispering cheek to cheek about her piles.

imnotmymum · 23/02/2012 12:13

Do you know EdnaClouds I agree with you and do you ? have the breeding ...

Mumof1plustwins · 23/02/2012 12:22

Eeeewwww creepy feel so sorry for you!

I breed beautifully well, when I met DH he said I have "child bearing hips" Hmm Blush

I now have a very pretty DD and handsome twins Grin

5inthebed · 23/02/2012 12:23

Neither do you. If you had, you'd have said "One is right, isn't One"

catgirl1976 · 23/02/2012 12:25

Why Edna - I have the most marvellous Prussian blue blood line. Well on one side. It's welsh valley mining stock on the other. Which is why I eat my laverbread off a sevres plate and try to take Daffyd the pit pony on cavalry charges. I'm so confused...........

EdnaClouds · 23/02/2012 12:25

Oh I definitely have no breeding! That's why I like it here Grin

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ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 23/02/2012 12:26

"Im right aren't I?"

ahem "I'm"
Missing apostrophes is a sign of not having the breeding...

JaneMare · 23/02/2012 12:27

you're quite correct...probably

breeding 'what' though, might i ask?

ivykaty44 · 23/02/2012 12:27

edna I certainly don't have the breeding you do to turn purple and spin your head in a similar way to a horror film actress - is that what you mean?

EdnaClouds · 23/02/2012 12:33

Ivykaty, it's taken years to perfect. It's particularly effective when a 2 year old is throwing a tantrum. Stops them in their tracks.

Apostrophes in the right place Chaz??

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cuteboots · 23/02/2012 12:35

Im very good at breeding thanks!

PacificDogwood · 23/02/2012 12:35
flibbertywidget · 23/02/2012 12:40

Creepy - you have my every sympathy, I bred the D&V last week, right after DS. I currently look like this

And in fact, as you rightly point out OP, I don't "have the breeding", I, er, can't breed. My two DC's were artificially bred.

TwllBach · 23/02/2012 12:44

I have butcher/farmer Northern blood mixed with second generation Bangladeshi immigrant mixed with questionable Landan blood how's that for breeding?

bejeezus · 23/02/2012 12:47

Do I have a swishy ponytail and teeth like a horse?

No

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