... to be very scared that my OH attacked me with a meat cleaver

[Shugochara]

........... in the very unpleasant dream I had last night.

My husband said all i do is sit around putting on weight at the weekend. (In my dream.) I was quite miffed with him when i woke up!

Mine always include moving house and I Love where we live now :(

I'm often only wearing a towel

Mine once said he dreamt he was eating my brain!

Well, my plumber is a serial killer. He killed his last victim before committing suicide (in my dream).

I found out our new local high school was a school for zombies. Do you think I should report to Ofsted?

I had a crocodile under my bed at the weekend ( in my dream ) luckily it turned out to be a grumpy bunny ( in real life )

I am really enjoying reading these macabre tales! I particularly love maddenings!

If i dream about my partner being unfaithful, i am in a foul mood with him for days!!

I also dreamt we lived in a very untidy house which frnakly needed a good hoover... oh, no that is real life.

frankly

3 foot long penis? Hmm

These days mine always involving DS or (less often) DH stopping breathing, and me having to stick my thumb in their mouth to make them start again.

I think it's time to stop co-sleeping

Oh I've had the dh cheating on me dream too. It really does take some time to get over that one, doesn't it?

I dreamt I lost DD in a huge shopping centre and that when I phoned DP in a complete panic he told me to stop being so silly,buy a big box of chocolate and go round shaking it and calling her name and she would come back. He made it all sound quite obvious

I dreamt that my hamster was being attacked by a tiny, dwarf hamster with massive ears! I keep having the same dream about it, god knows what it means!

In my dream I married Simon Cowell .

He married me because the lovely Mishcon said no.

She then changed her mind and he tried to annul me.

Then I woke up.

My dh knocked a hot cup of tea over the back of ds2 and didn't tell me. He then let me put him to bed and never mentioned what had happened even when ds2 woke up crying. I only found out when I was getting ds2 changed in the morning and found huge blisters all over his back. Thankfully this was all a dream as I was not best pleased with dh to put it mildly!

desperatenotstupid Snap! In my dream, mine went out with a French girl, and apparently I was ok with that!! WTF! He now constantly reminds me that it's ok for him to have an affair, as long as she's French (in his dreams ).

Weirdly enough, I had 2 v. vivid dreams last night

First I logged into FB and everyone had defriended me.

Second I asked DH jokily if he fancied me anymore and he said no. And he was leaving me.

Not sure which was the more upsetting... but poor DH had to spend a lot of time this morning reassuring me that he does fancy me!

isnt that Your dreams MyCar?

Leave the bastard.

Hate the cheating dreams, make me mad at DH for nothing!

But I dreamt I kissed another man and felt terribly guilty, even woke up feeling guilty! I'm so faithful in RL kind of have to be with twins and 6yo

I will, homemadewhine. I berated him first thing this morning because of his ghastly attack in my dream. He seemed to think I was being unreasonable.