to be concerned that my entire head is going to turn into an enormous pus filled throbbing volcano of evil?

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I have The Worlds Biggest Zit on my chin.

It Is HUGE.

I fear that over noght it may engulf my entire head and by morning I will no longer have a face but a gurt big bag o pus.

I am scared.

It Is THROBBNG and not even squeezable.

Was that my waters breaking, or your zit exploding?...

every spot is squeezable, though it may be more challenging then childbirth.

Can't you put some cream on it? It should stop it growing any further and clear it up. I hope you do not have any important date soon

Saggy - your waters can break. I am fiished until Tuesday.

It hurts too much to do some real squeezing effort.

I swear it is the size of a newborns head.

Put some magnisum sulphate on it.
Then it will really explode.

It will be good and you will want to do it all over again!

no important date but i do have an interview on monday. if it keeps getting bigger it may detract fromthe shiteness of my presentation.

photographs! or video - we cannot possibly sympathise ogle and gloat without visual aids...
ooooo poor you, that must be sore....

What about piercing it with a pin? You know it needs to go...

there's more chance of your zit exploding! I'm not pregnant!

Have you tried tweezing it?

can't do pics. too tired to stand up.

might take the tweezerman tool to it.

hang on.

I agree with hides, put a pin in a flame for a few seconds then straight into the zit, works a treat and because it is hot barely hurts.

FArking hell Keeping, you're well 'ard :o

Sudocrem, lots.

it is so massive my tweezerman tool isn't up to the job. i tweezed a bit and got a pitiful drop of juice.

i hope it doesn't pop over night. i might drown.

Get a flannel and soak it in REALLY HOT water. Then hold it over the zit. Keep soaking the flannel and putting back on zit. Pinch zit between flannel every so often. Once it's softened, it'll pop.

Then use tea tree oil or lavender oil to dry it up and get rid of any bacteria.

Have you got anyone to squeeze it for you?

It could be a BOIL

POULTICE IT! Or get a hot glass bottle at it!

No reply. Do we need to call the emergency services?

I didn't drown in pus overnoght and I was mistaken. It wasn't a whole separate head I was growing. I fear it is trying to turn into a third eye.
still not squeezable more painful.

Toothpaste is good for a spot. It calms it down and draws it, reduces the redness.

Just don't go out of the house with it on your chin like I did. The shame,the shame

Leave it alone if you have an interview tomorrow. Better a massive lump than a weeping crater that makeup refuses to stick to.

Really want to know what how this comes out :o