To ask you to shower me with cards, flowers, red heart shaped pillows

[NorthernWreck]

Choccies,Fluffy teddies with I Wuv You on them and other Valentines day paraphenalia as it has been soooo long since anyone has given me anything on Valentines Day.
And I am ill.
And my dressing gown is starting to smell.

Oh poor you OP. You can have mine. DP bought me a huge white dog with a big red birth mark heart hanging off its nose. I'm a bitch 49 years old for god sake and hate cuddly toys

There you go

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=valentines+bear&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=820&tbm=isch&tbnid=qH5ERB73AmnxpM:&imgrefurl=m.roflphoto.com/honest-valentines-bear&docid=Ph_XYldBkUMufM&imgurl=roflphoto.com/images/funnypictures/Honest_Valentines_Bear.jpg&w=500&h=510&ei=cEI6T4eZHcu38gP4v6D3Cg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=325&sig=113443138940868591254&page=6&tbnh=146&tbnw=143&start=156&ndsp=32&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:156&tx=68&ty=61" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">From me to you

feel better soon

Thanks mojitomania. I will give it a good home.

Thanks distended-If only it were true!

Annd flaahrs!

joins you in the nobody gonna buy me even so much as a box of choccies today bah humbug over rated americanism day anyway

Welcome Issey.
It's quiet now, but any minute now someone will be along with some Ann Summers pink maribou underwear...

theflavorlab.net/I-heart-my-valentine-1.JPG For you.

Aw, you shouldn't have. Really. that looks truly disgusting.

I WANT SOME CROTCHLESS KNICKERS!!