to ask most embarressing but funny and true thing your DCs have said?

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Thought it could be a bit of a laugh :)

Obviously all wasn't well at all but the funeral was going smoothly before that.......(he gets it from me I guess )

recenty my 5 yr old said mum octopus' have lots of testicles dont they? to which his younger sister argued no theyre tentacles. i replied with a straight face yes theyre tentacles make sure you don't forget that.....

Not my DCs, my old vicar's DCs, but so funny I couldn't let it pass:
At Sunday school I was telling the children how Jesus healed some lepers, when the vicar's DS (aged 3 or 4) piped up "I've got lepers on my duvet cover!" He would not be dissuaded from this notion so we asked the vicar when he came to collect at the end of the service.
It turns out it was a jungle duvet cover and they were leopards

This is such a good thread; There must be more anecdotes!

classic one this my ds who was three at the time had just seen me changing my maternity pad and a while later getting the paper from the local shop suddenly announced at the top of his voice "mummy did a very large poo in her nappy this morning it was very smelly " .lots of snorting from the girls behind the counter and a couple of customers and from me

Standing with DS (age 18 months) on landed plane waiting in queue to get off the plane. Was very late, so everyone was very quietly waiting for the doors to open. The silence was broken by my DS shouting in a sing-songy voice "I love Mummy's boobies, I love Mummy's boobies" and trying to squash them together. There was a lot of sniggering and the elderly gentlemen standing next to us had to turn his back on us out of embarrassment.

This one isn't from me. It's from ages ago by a PP on a similar thread on MN. There were loads but this one made me laugh hysterically...

Family lived in a flat and women upstairs was very noisy, banging doors and coming and going at all hours of the day and night.

On the way to nursery, young DD sees noisy neighbours and rushed up to her. The following conversation took place:

Young DD: "can I come up to your flat sometime?"
Noisy Neighbour: "ummm.......ok.......what for?"
DD: "to see your cow"
NN: "I don't have a cow....., what makes you think that?"
DD: "oh, well my my Mummy says that there's a noisy cow who lives upstairs"

Needless to say the mother was very embarrassed! But it made me laugh!!!