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To want to put my fist through the telly whenever that Mel C weightloss advert comes on?

22 replies

BupcakesandCunting · 07/02/2012 20:27

Because it is so fucking ANNOYING?

When she does that pretending her hand is a 'phone thing, it makes the red mist come down in front of my eyes and I just want to jump into the television and throttle her.

She is so rough and for the record love, you don't look any thinner either.

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Kayano · 07/02/2012 20:29

Is it not Mel B?

aldiwhore · 07/02/2012 20:29

YANBU. For all the reasons you mention.

BupcakesandCunting · 07/02/2012 20:32

Fuckinell. Mel B, obviously. Blush

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Kayano · 07/02/2012 20:32

Hello Jenny,
Can you help me? Yes you can? Ok great Grin

LineRunner · 07/02/2012 20:33

Was she Mel G once? Before she became Mel Z list.

aldiwhore · 07/02/2012 20:34

Just refer to her as Scary, I didn't notice the incorrect letter Smile

BupcakesandCunting · 07/02/2012 20:38

Yes she was Melanie Gulzar when she married her clearly gay backing dancer.

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fuzzysnout · 07/02/2012 20:39

Boombada boombada - YANBU

everlong · 07/02/2012 20:41

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Sparklingbrook · 07/02/2012 20:41

I'm in. Isn't the diet £11 a day or something? She is as rough as a badger's arse. and I will not be signing up.

FeathersMagwitch · 07/02/2012 20:41

YANBU

"I used to walk like badum, badum,badum. Now it's more like do do do do"

aaaarggh Angry

frownieface · 07/02/2012 20:41

It is the boombada boombada/toink toink toink toink bit that gets on my tits.

WentworthMillerMad · 07/02/2012 21:00

Yanbu, as rough as she always was. Yuk

LeQueen · 07/02/2012 21:06

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ddubsgirl · 07/02/2012 21:32

Thank fuck im not only that hates that ad!!!!

LineRunner · 07/02/2012 21:35

I wonder who they used as a focus group.

mrsjay · 07/02/2012 21:35

ITs not mel c but YANBU jenny craig my arse Grin so annoying as if she has jenny craig meals delivered to her L A pad , although its not as bad as the other 1 with pauline quirk lightlife no points no weighing no food either Hmm

GrumpyCrossPatch · 07/02/2012 21:36

Surely she's a step up from Cheryl Bloody Baker? Can't bear the bloody irritating bint.

BrianCoxHasScaryHair · 07/02/2012 21:38

Oh, I loathe that advert.

It came on this afternoon and I said, out loud, like my 80 year old Nan talks to the TV, "oh do shut up Mel B, you're getting on my tits"

YANBU!

ps - Nan doesn't say things like 'getting on my tits' that I know of

WillowFae · 07/02/2012 21:54

Are we really supposed to believe that Mel B ever waddled?

BrianCoxHasScaryHair · 07/02/2012 22:06

lol, waddled? My arse!

which it does Blush

Sparklingbrook · 09/02/2012 13:12

It's just been on again. Let's get started my arse.

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