to be really pissed off with dh for wasting 1100 on a hideous hideous satchel for work

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i think i'm actually going to kill him, bloody idiot

Sorry OP but this is fast becoming my favourite thread ever

Liberace is alive and well and married to a mnetter.

I once had a bf who would have thought that "document holder" was nice. He also had a thing for fur coats (Imagine my shock when I came home and found a great big pimp coat fur coat in my wardrobe). He was a hairdresser, and good looking and some how could carry it off. I dumped him when he started wearing Brut aftershave.

Most people who met him thought he was gay.

Its slightly hideous, without the rhinestones and paying no more than £50 I would say ok go with the quirky

Not only will he be a laughing stock, they will laugh even louder when they know how much it was

Local government you say?

::wonders if the hidden stealth boast is that the OP is Sam and if David will be carrying that bag soon::

i mean, i've never even heard of a "document" bag before

but surely the wierdest thing of all is that the OP has posted a real link to a real bag on a real website-so somewhere in the world real men must be buying this bag?

" is your dh chris Eubanks?"

I just snorted wine on my keyboard.

ROFL at the bag and the fur coat together. Can hear my DH reverting to his Northern vernacular. It really wouldn't be pc to try to recreate it but ee by gum lass thy as a right un there.

Ahh, 10 minutes ago I was being annoyed at XH not switching a horrible film off and now I'm giggling every few seconds at this thread and annoying him intensely, I'm sure. It's just like when we were married.

He's a senior manager in local government? And he plans to take that piece of hideous ponce-nonsense to work with him? All I can say is he must have considerably more money than sense!

SO, GAY PEOPLE WOULD BUY THAT , ? U FING THINK SO ??? REALLY ? OH NO THEY FING WOULD NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

snice I just thought the exact same thing.

My DH would have bought this

But he has no style.

Sometimes no style is a good thing.

DH just said: "He wants shooting." But then he'd just been having a rant about stupidly priced iPad covers. See Guardian>Tech>gadgets.

3 words.

mid

life

crisis.

I would say the key with the fur coat would be to <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=long+fur+coat+men+pimp&hl=en&biw=1146&bih=697&tbm=isch&tbnid=l4gggFgA2Bg2EM:&imgrefurl=www.halloweencostumes.net/hustla-pimp-suit.html&docid=CIfqHP3Kt7ap5M&imgurl=images.halloweencostumes.net/pimp-costume-zoom.jpg&w=1750&h=2500&ei=O10sT8rLMaah0QWN8umsCA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=402&vpy=136&dur=1512&hovh=268&hovw=188&tx=86&ty=158&sig=112379514407926695039&page=1&tbnh=181&tbnw=127&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">accessorize.

Or you'd risk looking like a right tit else.

C'mon now folks, this is getting a bit sexist.

I mean no one bats an eyelid when a woman buys som'n snazzeh an' fine to carry round her 'documents' do they?

I don't suppose you have a link to any of his suits? Or shoes, what kind of shoes does he wear? I really need to complete my vision of hideousness

Have you got some sort of caps lock malfunction MAYBETHATEXPLAINSWHYYOUKEEPSHOUTING?

Suits you Sir!

YANBU ooh he is awful, but he loves you.

Maybe I can think of one or two gay people that would perhaps but that bag, but I can not think of a single straight person that would apart chris eubank of course

Echt - it has taken this for us to find common ground

Lynette same here although my DH uses the ones he/I get included at courses and conferences,

He did pay for one once from a shop that begins with P and ends in rimark then when it fell to bits refused to bin it and put it in the loft... I have never been so grateful to be married to a skinflint