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AIBU?

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So, I just found a mobile phone beside the bus stop...

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GirlWithPointyShoes · 30/01/2012 14:59

While walking home with my son. I picked it up and stood there for a while in case the owner came looking for it, Which they didn't so I took it home and went to look through the phone for a contact such as "Home" Or "Mum" when I had the delight to see his phone wallpaper. A woman pleasuring herself... graphically. There was an awkward moment where I had to distract my curious 4 year old son from the offending image.

Then his mum started ringing the mobile. I answered and explained that I had found the phone and gave her my address so someone could collect it. She was delighted and told me how frantic her little boy was about loosing his phone.

I had images in my head of a 14 year old boy coming to my door abit red faced because obviously he knew that I know what what his wallpaper was and I knew that he knew that I know what's there.

I was just thinking up a little speech about the objectification of women when the door knocked so I put on my best cats bum face and answered it. Except there was no red faced 14 year old... The "young lad" was at least 6ft 5 and older than me! I coughed and handed him the phone which he thanked me for but couldn't look me in the eyes. He then proceeded to run, Run like a crazy person down the road. He even slipped and almost fell. I just stood there blinking for a moment then decided to share it with you lot.

AIBU to have found this situation rather odd?

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aldiwhore · 30/01/2012 15:06

Hehe... odd, funny, but above all pathetic really!

WorraLiberty · 30/01/2012 15:09

I was just thinking up a little speech about the objectification of women

Well thank god he was saved from that!

It is quite funny though Grin

LaurieFairyCake · 30/01/2012 15:10

I'm afraid if that had happened to me I would have misconstrued the 'mum' bit and assumed it was a teenager and told her!

And I would have laughed at the bloke running away.

Lets all assume it was this guys wife and not some randommer masturbating. And it's just a 'naughty' and harmless secret between the two of them.

I have a photo on my phone of my dh with his erection peeking out the top of some funny pants.

MeltedChocolate · 30/01/2012 15:10

Let's just hope that he is a normal settled man who is incredibly attracted to his partner and has obtainer her permission to use a clip of her pleasuring herself on his phone... and then ran mortified that another person has seen his partner busy...

No, I'm not convinced either but you never know :o

MeltedChocolate · 30/01/2012 15:11

x post Laurie

GirlWithPointyShoes · 30/01/2012 15:17

I hope it's not your phone screensaver Laurie!

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flatbellyfella · 30/01/2012 15:57

Laurie Biscuit

upahill · 30/01/2012 15:59

I was just thinking up a little speech about the objectification of women when the door knocked so I put on my best cats bum face and answered it

Really??? ffs!!

It wasn't meant for your eyes. It was unfortunate he lost his phone and you did a good turn but come on, getting ready with a speech!!!!

LaurieFairyCake · 30/01/2012 16:01

Yummy, biscuits.Grin

Not my screensaver, no - just one of 800 photos on the phone.

GirlWithPointyShoes · 30/01/2012 16:02

It was a joke Wink

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fruitshootsandheavesupafurball · 30/01/2012 16:07

I would have been tempted to replace the picture with this

MummyDoIt · 30/01/2012 16:10

I think I'd have had a strong urge to wash my hands after handling that phone!

W0rmy · 30/01/2012 16:10

Grin fruitshoots

Yeah, could have really messed with him Grin

The bit about him running down the road was weird wasn't it?

upahill · 30/01/2012 16:10

Hey fair enough but on MN you can never tell!!!!!! Grin

upahill · 30/01/2012 16:11

fruitshoot Excellent!!!

ChickensGoMeh · 30/01/2012 16:15

Oh, you could have had such fun. You should have yelled 'Filthy PERVERT!' after him as he ran away in your best 'offended from Tunbridge Wells' voice. Actually, you should have filmed him running away. That would have been brilliant

MamaMaiasaura · 30/01/2012 16:19
Grin
GirlWithPointyShoes · 30/01/2012 16:28

Sadly by the time I had thought of anything to say or do he was long gone.

Sigh, What a wonderful opportunity missed.

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thepeoplesprincess · 30/01/2012 16:28

If ever there's a candidate for getting the fuck over yourself, you are it.

It was kind of you to get his phone back to him, but that certainly doesn't give you the right to an opinion on his choice of screensaver.

GirlWithPointyShoes · 30/01/2012 16:29
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upahill · 30/01/2012 16:30

It would have been funny if you said
'y'know that picture you have, the one with the lady, yeah? I know her!! She's my (sister, daughter, best friend) wait till I tell her!!!! What a coincidence!!

accidentprawn · 30/01/2012 16:41

laurie Biscuit

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