i just want a sex life. or similar....

[EttiKetti]

Just some quality time with dh would do really...but preferably naked :o

But no...

18 yo has to disrupt things, throw a strop, piss dh off, wake the younger kids.

I'm probably about to be told IABU but I'm upset, dh is pissed off and gone back downstairs and dd is in bed watching tv without a care in the world, so BITE ME!

Buy her a bib and a dummy?
Sell her TV on ebay?
Wait until about 5am and go into her room and start hoovering?
There must be something you can do for "revenge" in a lighthearted way, I am not suggesting the OP poisons her stroppy DD or anything!

Just tell her to shut up, that you want to go and have sex with her Dad. She will never disturb you again, ever, sweet revenge ha. she will of course have to have therepy for ever but so what!!!

Pombear.....strangely and annoyingly indifferent to revenge. I do hope she's arranged lifts tomorrow night as I think I'm going to be drunk busy.

Meths.... she's a weird one..actually brought up in front of her friends that she had heard us having sex recently, asking me to do it when she's downstairs not next room. Which we tried this evening....

Fucking Hell still can't believe the crap night that's ensued.

She's on a power trip, telling you when you can't and can have sex is her way of exerting control.

Take not the slightest bit of notice, I'm guessing it is a scene she wants.

If she's caused a disturbance call out 'darling can you see what your brothers and sisters want, I'm a bit busy riding your father like Desert Orchid.'

tell her just because she isn't getting any doesn't mean she can stop everyone else in the house from having fun - fecking selfish 18 years olds grrr

lawks !!!! we were only having this conversation with my mates last week how horrified we were when we discovered our parents might have sex for pleasure.

composhat love it!!
feckadeck selfish indeed...now arguing with someone on the phone!!!!

Oops no, its the woman next door on the phone :o
My life!

meths my mum still maintains we were immaculate conceptions :o

I'm starting to wonder if you can regrow your hymen ... its been so long!!!