AIBU in thinking my baby hates me.

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She really really likes the sound of the hover . In fact apart from my boobs it is the only thing that seems to settle her. I now have no excuse not to hover so instead of MN all day I am either feeding or hoovering . My other two were never like this!

She hates me doesn't she

Hoover obviously i have no idea what a hover sounds like

Know, but she knows you are a fool. Download a recording of a Hoover and sit back on MN.

No, of course. Not know. I am a fool too!

No of course she doesn't hate you. Its the white noise she likes. How old is she? Have you introduced her to the joys of watching the washing machine yet? That's white noise too. You can settle her in front, have tea and MN at the same time as achieving a vital household chore

YABU (but understandably so) Bumps - she's in pain still from the birth. Give it time. DS1 used to really settle to nature sounds - rushing waves, heavy rain, etc - after his traumatic birth - you just do whatever you need to do in order to get through it.

Check out itunes for nature sounds or hoover sounds.

Also, try your little one upright against your body in a sling - the pressure and warmth may calm her too.

Yes she hates you, she started a thread on it last night so we all know

Alternatively, I will hire out my hoover and house for a fee if you want while I drink tea and MN

I knew the thread last night souned familiar lovesB..

Kind offer pascha but I will decline thanks all the same !!

Damn.

Dinky sorry missed your message. I may try nature sounds but doubt she will hear them over the blooming hoover !! My carpets have never been so clean I tell thee

Once she's asleep you can sit down and MN

Washing machine Pascha ummmmm now I could MN and let her watch the washing machine! I will have to try this washing machine lark.. I am just so glad the iron is quiet or I would be in trouble

She is sleeping now although has my boob firmly attatched to her mouth. I dare not move or I may have to hoover again!

Seriously, all babies seem to love the washing machine going round and round and round...

Can you put her infront of the washing machine? Better than cbeebies.

ah x post several times over

Your DD has joined us on the stately homes thread already!
Try Ebay for your white noise tape.

Ace thread, thanks.

My friends hubby recorded the sound of the hoover for their twins as it was the only thing that would settle them.

recording the hoover now there is a thought..... ummmmmmmmmmmm

Going next time DD is on the Stately homes thread with you tell her that MN is mine all mine and that she is grounded for life!!

Washing machine is on at the moment so am hoping the spinning works lol