To think that quoting past threads/quiches on MN does not prove you aren't a troll?

[salmonskinroll]

You know when someone says 'name changed but not a troll - missing toaster, poo troll etc'. It doesn't really prove anything, does it? Any lurkers could read all that and still be a troll of some sort, no?

Am bored, can you tell?

You probably won't when I tell you Beer (have posted it before though), I am a little less than errrr tidy in the lady department, always have been, always will be but years ago when on a holiday with friends a mutual friend's very chic French chum told me with disdain 'you have the spiders-legs, why do you not do something about it?'

It amused me greatly & I have ever-thus kept untrimmed in defiance.

Spiderslegs, ive never before seen your profile but after reading this thread I took a nosy, what a lovely family and home you have.

Also (and I do hope you dont take this the wrong way) whenever I read your username I read it as spider slegs, in a "you slaaaaaag" accent. I'm very weird.

spiders - I like your profile very much.

Silver linings spiders - you have gained interest and fame

Looks forward to a week of TSC posting EVERYTHING with a disclaimer

Notice, TSC hasn't said anything nice about my legs.

I take that as an attack on my fat calves.

TSC - I really didn't think you were, as you mentioned me in the same breath as Pag & surely no-one would ever have a pop at Pag.

I then got worried & paranoid & had to medicate with botanical based spirits.

I feel much better now though

Yes.
I noticed that you mentioned my cankles near a post about spider legs. And no one would ever accuse her of having fat legs so I assumed you were joking too.

Rant! I have nothing to drink either.

heh heh

I'm going to the wine giving cinema in a mo

Actually Pag, your ankles are conspicuously absent from all your photos....

However as she sits in front of the Calour-gaz in our Salford love-nest, warming her toes, I can confirm they are particularly well turned.

What's a wine giving cinema?

I have no alcohol actually. I am just breathing in the fumes from the calor gas

I am going to an actual PUB in a minute and am resolved not to drink. Feck!

Just buy an extra gin & slip it in your drink when no-one's looking Bibbity.

Works for me.

at the meaning behind spiderlegs.

BIWI
I had a youthful friend say to me, "I really liked Freddie Mercury's music... of course, he was dead before I heard it for the first time".

Bloody hell, has he really been gone that long?

Wine giving cinema? Hully is this wonderful phenomenonenononon true? Or do you jest?

20 years apparently according to Radio 4 the other week - it frightened me too.

Am now listening in homage.