To think that quoting past threads/quiches on MN does not prove you aren't a troll?

[salmonskinroll]

You know when someone says 'name changed but not a troll - missing toaster, poo troll etc'. It doesn't really prove anything, does it? Any lurkers could read all that and still be a troll of some sort, no?

Am bored, can you tell?

I have Farrow & Ball walls. Does this mean something? Old white downstairs. Skylight in the bedroom - in casien distemper no less.

Ooh-er!

ariadneoliver

I snorted Sherbert (dib dab type, not a euphemism ) all over my keyboard at that comment

A bit like that Maryz but it's Boden cardi and mum boots not nasty shirt and wellies.

Never have I seen so many sockpuppets on one thread. It's quite easy to tempt them all out it seems.

I agree with a previous poster that it's best to take some PMs with an enormous pinch of salt.

Have you got a few damp patches then LaQueen?

They're all so delightfully hopeless in my local F&B shop. I love them a bit. I also have about half the paint chart in tester pots if anyone needs 30 shades of pale green/grey/blue/beige.

Plus there is a vaguely silly romantic story from when dh and I were courting that involves a F&B delivery man, shop window and paint chart late at night.

Tena ladys are supposed to help with damp patches...

Sits smugly in wall to wall trade cream house nothing to do with quick decision after British Gas flooded the place

I haven't had any PMs. It must be me [hopeful]

What?

Between you or just you?

It's awful sleeping on a damp patch..

dh and I once purchased paint whilst under the influence, then got the lodgers drunk to help us paint that evening. We woke up to the hangover from hell and an orange front room, B&Q logo orange. Never decorate when pissed.

Even shit-faced surely orange was never going to be a good idea. What were you drinking that made you blind?!

Maryz you can't.

I don't think we have a local F & B shop .unless they sell it in Wilkos

I'll send you something scandalous Maryz...

Maryz.

I shall pm you some proper goss.

Proper hard core goss.

But only if someone else tells me some first....OK?