To think There is no classy way to eat greggs?

[blondemomentsahoy]

I was trying to be so demure this afternoon endup crumbs everywhere , had to try in a ladylike manner to get them off, happens everytime covered! arrggh!! I need a greggs bib.

You have to bite and suck at the same time.

bite & suck? sounds like soft porn SB lol

I hope you weren't walking down the street eating it.

Had much experience of that Spark?

I just woof it down as quick as I can to try and minimise crumb explosions... thats my excuse anyway.

There is no 'classy' way to eat fast food, wrapped in paper, upon a pavement. End of.

take it home, put it on a plate and eat it with a knife and fork?

Or get your butler to serve it to you on a silver platter?

It's similar to my 'eating a Flake' technique Boys.

I like Hecate's serving suggestion. Maybe with mange tout and New potatoes.

I prefer a good sausage with my new potatoes.

I was on a bench I'll have you know no pavement you peasant

I think I will have to give my pasty to jeffrey next time lol

What did you have to drink with it? A nice glass of red or a can of Tennents Extra?

I love a cheese and onion slice, DD is more of a steak bake girl. We try to contain our crumbs in the paper bags.
Sadly we fail.

YANBU. Ben harder today when they took my Sausage and Bean melt straight out the oven so it was molten [anger] = Hot face

Keep your little fingers poking out as you eat it. Makes you look dead posh like.

Who cares?

It is designed for eating when walking down the street, so that all the crumbs drop on the pavement as a tasty treat for the pigeons and rats.

About 'classiness', not about the last post. I'm not that rude!

I think you should definitely enquire about the possibility of a Greggs Bib though, maybe one of those plastic ones that collects the bits in the bottom.

Or

Y'know, either or.

I think being a Lady Bountiful, scattering largesse (in the form of crumbs) for the masses is dead classy!

As Hecate said, items of food like sausage rolls should be eaten with a knife and fork from a plate. Any lady or gentleman would probably not even eat a sausage roll and certainly not with fingers. I have never eaten in McDonald's because I heard that knives and forks are not provided and if their advertisements are anything to go by, I would not like to be present while other people were eating their burgers.

Oh, and eating in the street is just plain bad mannered. Eating on the bus is worse. I might forgive a sweet but that's all. Bag of crisps - no.

MY DS never drops crumbs in his buggy when we are in town. from his Greggs sausage roll. He also drinks all 'is tea in 'is bocckle,

No point in trying to be classy when eating mass produced flaky pastry. Get it intya Cynthia.