To be hot sausaged to within and inch of my life by

[TurkeyBurgerThing]

David Wicks?

He's all mine then

punches air>trims

Who is David Wicks. From what I know < I know nerthing>, you are welcome to him.

Michael French? Have always thought so, but don't his preferences lie elsewhere?

Ssssshhhhh Parsley I'm not listening!

Uuuuuuuuuuuuh hes such a filthbag.

I completely agree Turkey but I think Parsley is right

Yes, I did my crying for him a long time ago...twas vair vair sad.

He is a bad lot that David Wicks. Poor Carol, I think she will be weeping soon too

I know ElectricSoftPArade, but at least she'll be bent over the end of the bed and seen to so hard her eyes almost burst before he pisses off back to being not such a filthbag Dr Nick Jordan in Casualty.

Sigh

Also anyone know if Simon is going to be back? I heard he was a while back, it was in all the papers. Googled like mad a few nights ago and there's no more info

He is gorgeous as David Wicks...I so would, but not his kind :(

Turkey You are right, lucky, lucky Carol!