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TurkeyBurgerThing · 10/01/2012 18:34

David Wicks?

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TurkeyBurgerThing · 10/01/2012 18:52

He's all mine then

punches air>trims

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MabelLucyAttwell · 10/01/2012 19:28

Who is David Wicks. From what I know < I know nerthing>, you are welcome to him.

ParsleyTheLioness · 10/01/2012 19:33

Michael French? Have always thought so, but don't his preferences lie elsewhere?

TurkeyBurgerThing · 10/01/2012 19:46

Ssssshhhhh Parsley I'm not listening!

Uuuuuuuuuuuuh hes such a filthbag.

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ElectricSoftParade · 10/01/2012 19:47

I completely agree Turkey but I think Parsley is right

ParsleyTheLioness · 10/01/2012 20:10

Yes, I did my crying for him a long time ago...twas vair vair sad.

ElectricSoftParade · 10/01/2012 20:13

He is a bad lot that David Wicks. Poor Carol, I think she will be weeping soon too Sad

TurkeyBurgerThing · 10/01/2012 20:49

I know ElectricSoftPArade, but at least she'll be bent over the end of the bed and seen to so hard her eyes almost burst before he pisses off back to being not such a filthbag Dr Nick Jordan in Casualty.

Sigh

Also anyone know if Simon is going to be back? I heard he was a while back, it was in all the papers. Googled like mad a few nights ago and there's no more info

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topknob · 10/01/2012 20:52

He is gorgeous as David Wicks...I so would, but not his kind :(

ElectricSoftParade · 11/01/2012 07:49

Turkey You are right, lucky, lucky Carol!

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