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To demand that all the people I like come and talk to me for the twenty minutes I find I have right now.

228 replies

Hullygully · 02/01/2012 20:54

I don't think so.

Very reasonable, I'd say.

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Hullygully · 02/01/2012 23:09

Well, Tallboy means "One I lay with briefly for an hour" (approx) in Xhosa.

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LineRunner · 02/01/2012 23:10

In my hard docu-drama with Salmo there will be nakedness.

We will film it with metal canisters.

TuftyFinch · 02/01/2012 23:10

Nagoo. The country. Although does the shop have the same laws? Why did they call it Iceland? Why not America or Sweden? Odd.

catgirl1976 · 02/01/2012 23:11

Can I pedal a pedal-bar in the background of the doucmentary? Whilst dressed as pocahontas?

TrinityRhino · 02/01/2012 23:11

aww chrimbo, my sister used to call it that

love you too

chrimbo was fun
nice and relaxed

made sure I had lots of batteries and found scissors and screwdrivers ready for the 'can you put batteries in this' onslaught so was pretty chilled in the morning

dp cooked a lovely dinner too

we went out for a cosy meal on thursday cause his eldest daughter was here to babysit

was lovely Smile

Hullygully · 02/01/2012 23:11

I am really looking forward to the eels in caves with nudity. I think it's gonna get a Bafta. Deffo. It's something David Lynch should make really.

Right, have to go again.

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Hullygully · 02/01/2012 23:12

just time to say, Trin, I am so pleased. All good things for the NY. Hugz.

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TrinityRhino · 02/01/2012 23:13

isn't it land of ice.....as in everything is frozen???

I never saw it and thought 'they love iceland more than any other country'

TrinityRhino · 02/01/2012 23:13

right back at you hully Smile

KateUnrulyBush · 02/01/2012 23:13

But if you buy enough beer Nagoo, then the public nakedness becomes less of an issue, no?

Salmotrutta · 02/01/2012 23:15

catgirl you can.

Me and Line most definitely want a pedal-bar in our docco.

Especially if Pocahontas is there too.

You have to consider the US market after all ...

A small singing child would also add to the ambience for them.

Salmotrutta · 02/01/2012 23:16

No offence to US MNers obviously ... Blush

TuftyFinch · 02/01/2012 23:18

Could you maybe shove Mickey Mouse in the corner? Maybe Ben 10 in the other. You've covered all bases then.

Salmotrutta · 02/01/2012 23:21

You've gone too far Tufty

You'll be wanting Nigel the seagull in there next. Wink

Salmotrutta · 02/01/2012 23:23

Is anyone else confused by all the Jason Bourne films?

I know I am.

DH loves them - and I enjoy the genre somewhat but I'm adrift with the plot.

Perhaps it's the wine.

LineRunner · 02/01/2012 23:25
Salmotrutta · 02/01/2012 23:26
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TuftyFinch · 02/01/2012 23:26

I don't know when to stop Smile

I am putting off tomorrow. I go back to work tomorrow. I don't want to. So I'm ignoring that I have to get up at 6 o bloody clock.

I can ignore it no more. I must go to bed. Night Salmo. Night everyone.

Salmotrutta · 02/01/2012 23:28

Aww - g'night Tufty.

Bummer you have to work tomorrow.

Hope you have an easy day pet.

LineRunner · 02/01/2012 23:28

catgirl would have write the script and then her cycling past in the background, moving that entire pedal-bar by herself could be her cameo moment.

Though how she does that in a cave, is a moot point.

Meanwhile Salmo and I handle the eels. And Salmo and I are naked.

There has to be some kind of niche demand for this stuff.

TuftyFinch · 02/01/2012 23:29

I'm being trained to be an assassin so it should be ok.

Night night.

LineRunner · 02/01/2012 23:30

Good night, all.

Catgirl - work on that script. Grin

Salmotrutta · 02/01/2012 23:34

Well handling eels whilst naked might be a problem Line:

Eels produce a nasty gluey mucous for defence.

It contains irritant chemicals.

We need gloves at the very least.

But, But ... the sticky mucous on the gloves could help us capture the jumping spiders, yes?

Salmotrutta · 02/01/2012 23:36

G'night Line!

... never mind Tufty - I think I went too far Grin

catgirl1976 · 02/01/2012 23:55

I shall get writing straight away

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