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To demand that all the people I like come and talk to me for the twenty minutes I find I have right now.

228 replies

Hullygully · 02/01/2012 20:54

I don't think so.

Very reasonable, I'd say.

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SuePurblybilt · 02/01/2012 22:07

Tufty, those are shite facts. You sound like Katie Mellower, with her nine squillion bicycles.

cheesesarnie · 02/01/2012 22:08

trill-someones talking about you on another thread Grin!

SoupDragon · 02/01/2012 22:09

Actually, the moon is 251,391 miles away today. Apparently.

KateUnrulyBush · 02/01/2012 22:09

I have a new name, so nobody knows me anymore :(

But I am lovely. Honest. I'm sure you'd like me if you gave me a chance...

Here are my good points:

  1. Acerbic wit.
  2. Always have wine in.
  3. Nice ass.

My bad points:

  1. Needy. But I play that down...

Am I in Hully?

SarahStratton · 02/01/2012 22:12

I missed a MiC CDWM? WTAF is Sparkling, guru of all that is shite on television? Angry

Hola Hully. I appear to be Late.

TuftyFinch · 02/01/2012 22:15

Sue I'm kind of out of facts. I've been researching chocolate bans and withdrawal of lip balm today. In between seeing Happy Feet (there's a bloody misnomer! It was shite!). I only had that fact to hand because DS asked me how far away the moon is. Like the good mother I am, i looked it up.

I didn't see any nice little facts coming from your direction. Anyway. At least it was true Grin. The only thing I have written today that was! Grin.

Anyway. It doesn't matter because Hully loves me. That's all that I need. Your criticism of my fact rolls off my back like snow on a hot day.

SuePurblybilt · 02/01/2012 22:16

Oh so it's all about the Hully Love. Who backed you up with Swedish Law, in actual Swedish? And a fecking herring pome? Who? Not Hully.

Betrayer indeed.

YY to Happy Feet btw. But am impressed that penguins can necksnake. Y'know, what with not having actual necks and all.

SarahStratton · 02/01/2012 22:18

I think penguins do have mecks, or their heads would fall off. Hmm

SuePurblybilt · 02/01/2012 22:19

No, they have shoulders and heads. No neckage.

TuftyFinch · 02/01/2012 22:22

Sue's right. Sue I am grateful, eternally maybe, that you backed me up on the Swedish thing. I think there were some takers for a while. I liked the unspoken backing up that you did. Actually, i will re-evalute...

...I love you Sue. I do. I honestly do.

SuePurblybilt · 02/01/2012 22:24

There were takers. I think there may still be a couple.
I like that Grin

SarahStratton · 02/01/2012 22:26

They do have necks.

And Hully has not come back and professed luff for me. :(

TuftyFinch · 02/01/2012 22:26

They'll be saying to people at work tomorrow, did you know ...? ha ha.

It is true though. You know that don't you?

Maybe we should design a new one?

catgirl1976 · 02/01/2012 22:29

I have no idea if you like me or even know who I am but I am fond of you

Coca cola used to be green
In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees

SuePurblybilt · 02/01/2012 22:29

Yes, do lets. But not tonight. My powerpoint has already taken me about seven hours today cos of fecking MN and I am for bed.

Stratters, they're not necks. Oh, people try to make them wear scarves and bow ties and shit but that's just laughing at them. In their necklessness.

SarahStratton · 02/01/2012 22:31

They do Sue. Or their HEADS WOULD FALL OFF!

TuftyFinch · 02/01/2012 22:31

Sarah. I sat for 100 miserable minutes in the front row of the cinema today staring at penguins. I couldn't see any necks.

However, I don't like to argue when I don't actually know so...

...I did some research. You are correct. This is a picture of a penguin skeleton. Their necks are hidden by all the fat. Sorry Sue.

www.dkimages.com/discover/Home/Animals/Birds/Anatomy/Skeletons/Penguin/Penguin-4.html

SuePurblybilt · 02/01/2012 22:31

Nonsense. Look at owls. And eels.

ViviPru · 02/01/2012 22:32

Hully, has anyone posted on this thread yet that you don't like?

SuePurblybilt · 02/01/2012 22:33

BETRAYER

Anyway, that's not a neck. That's spine. Neck is the bit around the top of the spine. WHICH THEY DON'T HAVE.

LineRunner · 02/01/2012 22:34

Why hello, catgirl1976!

I am certainly fond of you.

Hullygully · 02/01/2012 22:36

Hellooooooo all

Nope, told you, I am the Sea of Love that rolls gently in upon the Shore of Fellowship (wot is the female equivalent?)

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SarahStratton · 02/01/2012 22:36

Neck is the cervical section of the spine. Penguin skeletons have cervical sections. ergo penguins have necks.

And thank you Tufty. Grin

Hullygully · 02/01/2012 22:36

You know I love you Stratters. Wot is this Swedish thing? Was there massage and/or Abba?

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TuftyFinch · 02/01/2012 22:37

I know Sue but look at this. I'm not betraying Sad I was just trying to be fair and even.

Sarah, is this your work?

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080121153238AAFSe8F

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