To demand that all the people I like come and talk to me for the twenty minutes I find I have right now.

[Hullygully]

I don't think so.

Very reasonable, I'd say.

A brief thread yet time to be affronted by soupys casual rudeness.

five, I wouldn't mind, but he's 46, not bloody 86. I really am NOT interested but it doesn't matter how much ignoring I do, he carries on.

Hello Hully, I have five minutes to spare myself, before I have to cut the DDs' hair.

Happy to oblige if chat is required.

yes, but we shall rise above. Tis her problem, not ours. I expect she is undergoing The Change again.

Mine is 48 and don't even strat him on guns.

Come and talk mitfords, hilly.

I can lick the end of my nose.

how on earth have you got 20 minutes free?

i painted snails today,in the words of 11 yo dd-random

Oh bugger. Dh has arrived and wants to talk to me. Damnation. bloody spouses.

norman that sounds nice.

hello Cointreau. I got a bottle baffler for xmas. Sadly ds mastered the intricacies of its bafflements rather easily. Now he has removed the cheapo plonk within and replaced it with my fine Rioja. Barstard. Id rather have the cheese in fridge ds.

Um, what exactly is happening in 5 and a half minutes?

I know it's 2012, is it the end of the world?

Or do you have interesting rl to attend to?

The distance between the inside of your elbow and your wrist, is the same as the length of your foot.

I'm not sure how that will help in the liking stakes

i can lick my elbow

Cos at 9.15 I have to go and watch part 2 of MiC cooking. Got to see Binks and Spencer do their worst.

Mine is only 35 but insists on watching 'The Hitler Channel' and Fred Dibnah at every opportunity and telling me how interesting it is.

Did you enjoy the festive season, Hully? Did Santa bring you everything you wished for?

I'm sure you don't know me, but would like me if you did :)

Something odd? Well, we've just got home and picked up the cats from the cattery and boy cat has developed a bald patch on his bum while we were away

TMI? Sorry!

I am NORMA not NormaN (checks for testicals, finds only metaphorical ones)

Waves at soupy

five, we should let them get together and they can talk at each other for hours (DH also has an interesting repertoire on ski boots - again, don't ask) and we can go to the pub.

Factoid: Mongooses (mongeese?) are actually quite cute.

We were at the zoo today.

Santa brought me some frankly weird stuff. I don't think anyone would put it in the Everything I Wanted basket. But there was lots of choc so he also brought me some unexpected padding for the midriff. How about you?

what is MiC cooking?