To have a burning question to ask? Do you?

[OhDoAdmitMrsDeVere]

Do you have a question you would really like to ask another Mumsnetter?

It would be nice to keep it friendly but lets see how it goes

This may sound daft but I was thinking about the MNer with the pet Raven last week and I began to really fret about how she kept him safe from cats. I am too stupid to remember her her name though. Anyone know?

So my question is
Dear MNer with the Raven called Mortimer, How do you keep him safe from cats?

Thank you.

And i MN on the sofa with the budgie on the keyboard. Its fine until he shits between the keys.

I'd like to know if you can guess who I am (regular poster)

I want to know who MrsDV's famous niece is, not sure why except I am nosy and always think of famous people as not having extended family so it makes them more normal, weird I know.

I can't get it either. I have narrowed down the list of suspects though.

It's not Chaos.

oiwheres I just ruined the whole familys veiwing of eastenders laughing so hard I choked at the budgie shitting between the keys

Where is chaos, she's been very quiet since our night of silliness.

I always picture MrsDV as a tall, slender, dark lady, possibly mixed race, with a chignon and fur coat (very classy fake, of course!) and perfect understated make-up.

Not sure why

She's been watching Earthflight, Jj.

Yonder i swear, and me!, she also owns a big style plantation house in the West Indies. Ooh you are so reading my thoughts. .

Sarah and Sue (is that like Cathy and Claire?), I just read "message from beyond" as "message from beyonce"...

Well you see I'm recently up duffed with more offspring and my normal name on MN is also my twitter name. Didn't want to out myself to real life before ready. Am only 8 weeks, so as soon as had scan and find out things are ok - shall prob change back to normal name. (but will need a new one any way, as the old name isn't exactly a relevant ONE anymore)

Ooohhh congrattys. But you said more offsprings - how mennyz more?

Well I assume 1!! To add to existing two.

Ah sorry misunderstood.

I know who MrsDeV's famous niece is!
I want to know where AnyFucker is, haven't seen her for a few days. Perhaps she's recovering from a surfeit of mince pies?

I want to know who mrsDV's niece is too

I know who Mrs DV famous niece is.

I want to know if the poster Bariatric Obama (I think that is what they were called) has name changed or just gone on.

I also want to know how many of you have met in RL.

I would like to know why men namely dh get so much fun out of playing ps3s and wiis and what ever else they play? Isn't all meanigless crap?