to think that this is brilliant trolling?

[toweraboveyou]

Here (taken for a dating site troll)

Right, there is an update on the fucking car

It hasn't been driven for a week, and sat on the driveway, not the garage

The weather has been very windy/wet

There is a swimming pool on the passenger side...not just a moist rug

arrrrrghhh

I didn't know this until this morning. You lot made it happen.

Onoes. Mine is also shitey. I saw one for sale for less than I paid for mine in much better condition today. Grrrrr x a squillion.

Take your baby to the garage, AF. Soonest.

I cannot afford it < boo hooo >

what you need to do, AF, is sit in the driver's seat and get some obliging lackey to hose your car until you can see where it's coming in. Obviously a good idea to empty the current foot spa arrangement first (and take out the carpet before it rots). When you can see where it's coming in, then maybe you can bodge do something yourselves about it. :)

Thumb, good idea

I told DH when he got home from work

He literally put his fingers in his ears and said "no, we cannot afford for me to listen to this"

anyway, events overtook us because the fucking central heating boiler packed in

I must have been a fucking bad bitch to someone this week

oh my God, that is bad luck! :(
Is it insured at all? (boiler, that is)
Have a large amount of or gin or something and FX that things look up Pretty Damn Quick for you! x

Oh AF. That is shite.

If you are anywhere near us dh can weld. (helpfull)

you two are very sweet to be concerned with my domestic and travel arrangements

boiler emergency over...the batteries had run out in the thermostat

car emergency...still fucked

well phew about the boiler! Now get DH out there with a hose so you can gaffer tape up the offending leaky bit and ta-dah!

Gutted for your beast of a car, AF.

Thumbs idea is good - pop along to get some watertight expanding foam stuff to stuff in the hole.

May work.

I don't really understand this

I suppose if the guy's goal is to upset the women in question, it might just do that.

If I were one of those women though, I'd just think "what a crappy artist - don't give up your day job, love!"

kathkim it's a zombie thread, how come you found it?

blimey Kathkim - again??? this one 6 years old!

kathkim why bump such an old thread?

kathkim is there any special reason you keep bumping zombie threads? Yesterday and today... slightly odd

The one of the black woman...WTF?!!!

He is a nasty prick. I don't find this funny at all.

Are you new to mumsnet OP?

Stayclassy not anymore - the op is from 2011

Bizarre . Quite illuminating, though... Those halfwits that claim to find it "brilliant".

Christ, I'm glad I missed this first time around. I can't believe how many racist pricks were laughing at a drawing of a black person just being teeth and a dress on a black background.

ghosty , sorry I meant kathkim

Who are these people?!?!?!??!!

Surprised at some of the names on here that found this drivel so hilarious. I'd be cringing at it being bumped.

Jesus. Coughing up a kidney? Let's hope some people's SOH has matured in 6 years.

Not funny.
Nasty.