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to think that this is brilliant trolling?

778 replies

toweraboveyou · 31/12/2011 13:41

Here (taken for a dating site troll)

OP posts:
NormaStanleyFletcher · 02/01/2012 22:37

That reminds me of a conversation with a police officer from some special squad who investigates accidents involving police vehicles.

I was chatting to him about an accident outside my work where a police bike had run off the road breaking peoples legs.

He said that it had been quiet at work, and I relayed the experience of the BMW who had overtaken me in the snow filled lane of the Axx that morning, and how unwise I thought that was given the rear wheel drive.

He said "but you are a girl, how do you know that?"

Sigh

I thought he was a twat because he was a twat, not because he was a man

WoundUpLeaf · 02/01/2012 22:41

NSF: and yet a lot of the responses in the past 27 pages did use the assumption that ph posters were all male as part of the description: 'silly little boys' etc.

And sorry about the paragraph thing, serves me right to try and type that lot on an iPhone.

AF: 'I mean well'. Ouch...

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 02/01/2012 22:44

wound you seem ok to me, have a Blue Peter badge

you need to tone down the mansplaining though, it kinda rankles you know ?

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 02/01/2012 22:46

all you folks giving car advice are fabulous

would you like to buy my car ?

WoundUpLeaf · 02/01/2012 22:47

AF: What is it?

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 02/01/2012 22:51

no, on second thoughts, I am not selling my baby

I love it, wet or dry

WoundUpLeaf · 02/01/2012 22:51

Probably just as well, I heard it leaks...

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 02/01/2012 22:53

only sometimes

are you dissing my car ? Xmas Angry

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 02/01/2012 22:53
Wink
WelshMoth · 02/01/2012 22:53

Tis a soggy car, Wound

Was going to say MoistCar but don't like the word moist. moist.

Eeurgh.

NormaStanleyFletcher · 02/01/2012 22:59

I don't use pages - it interupts my flow.

tbh - most of the posters commenting on that do look male, having had a closer look - there is a strange male thing where many of them want to make clear that they are male (by having the word jason in their names and suchlike). For some strange reason they don't want to have their opinions dismissed taken as female ones.

Thumbinnapuddingwitch · 02/01/2012 22:59

AF - no thanks! I had what I thought was a lemon car once, the boot used to leak. It was probably a Friday afternoon job, I was told - but no! It was the fact that the rear mudflap had been fitted wrong (can't remember whether it was a design flaw or an engineer fuck-up) and it was channelling water into the boot whenever I drove in the rain. Fan-fucking-tastic.
Didn't occur to me that it would be a major problem until I had a puncture on the M25, and couldn't get the spare wheel out cos it was rusted in. Had to phone the AA - specifically told them the problem and yet the AA man came out of his van swinging the tyre iron in his hand and was most surprised to see the car minus its wheel already! And he had a horrible job getting the spare out (I realise this is actually an MOT failure but clearly whoever had MOT'd the car hadn't tried to remove the spare wheel) but managed it in the end.

Best get it seen to or Gertrude will end up as Gertrusted.Grin

iamaLeafontheWind · 02/01/2012 23:00

Darling, you are shaming me with your lack of paragraphs. Either go start a thread on PH about Mooncups (and link it here) or come to bed.

Thumbinnapuddingwitch · 02/01/2012 23:00

Oh yes! And Wound - we get invaded by all sorts sometimes - we're not fussy about who we call thick twats, as mentioned already - people demonstrate thick-twattedness behaviour and we're happy to let them know, regardless of male/female-ness. We had a lovely (not) invasion from the childfree children haters once - that was fun.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 02/01/2012 23:07

iamaLeafontheWind ? < bursts out laughing >

thumb, my car isn't a lemon

I love it

it is 4WD saloon and during last winter's snows it was the only car to get off my road for 3 whole weeks

it is very, very fast and a gas guzzler extraordinaire, but I love it (even if it leaks once in a blue moon)

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 02/01/2012 23:09

thumb, you sound very knowledgeable about cars though

I am your stereotypical female re. cars

is it black ?

does it go like shit off a shovel ?

I'll have it Grin

Thumbinnapuddingwitch · 02/01/2012 23:13

AF, sadly I am a leetle bit of a car geek but not much. Enough to stop the garage trying to rip me off occasionally though! When I was young, my car was vair old and lemony (not the same as the boot-leaky one) but was quite simple to deal with, engine-wise. It developed a water leak - and one of my carelessly chauvinistic friends said he'd mend it for me if I mended a hole in his fave rugby shirt. I told him I'd mend the car myself ta, and he could mend his own sodding jersey!
But in the end, he helped me fix the car (just as well, I really couldn't have done it on my own, the waterpump was in a stupid position!) and so I did mend his jersey. But it was fair and honour was satisfied afaiwc. :)

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 02/01/2012 23:20
Smile
NormaStanleyFletcher · 02/01/2012 23:23

Thumb - sorry if I have the wrong person, but I theeenk you are one of the crossword ppl from a way back. In which case I wanted to link this for you.

More chalenging than the daily grauniad offering...

NormaStanleyFletcher · 02/01/2012 23:24

You probably need to sign up / log in though

Thumbinnapuddingwitch · 02/01/2012 23:36

Norma, you are right, I was indeed one! Thank you - lor' luvaduck, it looks complicated fun!

NormaStanleyFletcher · 02/01/2012 23:51

It is a bugger, but you have all month

Pliny · 03/01/2012 00:43

Woundedleaf

No I'm sure it wasn't your intention. It may just come naturally depending on where you are in terms of which rung on the ladder of discrimination you're on. My understanding of the history of war is about power - power over land and resources and 'other' people (especially when they are viewed as resources rather than competitors for resources e.g. American Civil War). Your view seems to have war down as something more noble (e.g. about actual points of view/differences in substantive opinion that people defend or advance)

What I was trying to express was that the act of deriding them won't have any impact - as proven by some of the comments on ph that they have made dismissing the validity of your view. You dismiss their view as invalid and they automatically do the same to you as it is too far removed from their sphere or reference.

I don't believe I have derided them. It's pretty fascinating to me how some people's morality works. When I get told a racist joke, you're probably already more than aware that I'm a bit of a killjoy about it. I either stop and tell the person I don't want to hear it if they start, and if somehow I end up hearing it, I don't repeat it as a joke. I like dark humour (Happiness by Todd Solondz; South Park The Movie; Nighty Night), I even like works of fiction for the skill and talent that they represent and the debate they spark even when morally they might repulse me (American Psycho/Lolita). I just draw the line at laughing at black people because they are black.

But even if I try and analyse it using my amateur comedy night school shit, I still don't get the joke. I get Bupcake's points about particular aspects of certain pictures being funny (surreal or situational comedy) but for me, the guy is pretty base and cruel in the way he is extracting humour from these women's appearances, and then to be racist on top of that tells me how exactly low he will go in order to secure a cheap laugh. It's not remotely satirical as one PH poster said, at least not in the sense I understand satire (HIGNIFY/ J Swift/Private Eye/ Yes Minister etc). If anyone does think it is satirical I would be interested to know how and why?

IMO it is purely cruel with very little else to recommend it so at it's best, it's extremely cheap, poor comedy and at its worst it's racist sexist hatred writ large in MS Paint (actually for me, the medium lends it the most humour because of how hard anyone who has ever used that will know it would be to draw anything remotely human using it) but ultimately, I don't want to like anything on that spectrum either as immoral or cheap shit comedy. I actually like You've Been Framed whenever I see it (mostly for Harry Hill's commentary) but that kind of comedy for me is 'surprise' comedy and it's also physical comedy - the anticipation of the action that is the punchline (it's not always someone hurting themselves) - and it's either very predictable (increases anticipation) or very unpredictable (surprise). It's also pretty egalitarian (everyone trips up/makes unwise ropebridge crossings from time to time/suffers a bit of overenthusiastic wedding disco damage on the odd occasion) in its subjects/targets.

I also take the point about racism being democratically deemed as inappropriate, however setting that point and the related pictures aside why is the automatic assumption that it is offensive made? Surely the right to be offended is primarily down to the individual who has been targeted.

The legal right to be offended (as in to claim for harassment from racism or sexism) at work or in the provision of goods and services (and I'm sure many other situations of which I'm not aware) is now not confined solely to the 'subject' if you like. So you don't have to be black, disabled, a woman, or gay to speak out and expect your intolerance of racism/sexism/s.o discrim etc. not to be dismissed. If you view law as a late indicator of society's changing norms then to me (which I do due to the connection with democracy as you pointed out earlier), the law is encouraging people to step up and speak, so for me the legal right to be offended is now in line with what I think is the morally responsible thing to do, but only since just over a year ago. It will be interesting to see if and how it creates a change in society's views as the decriminalisation of homosexuality did (in part).

I don't think any society can rely on only those who need to be protected to protect themselves. I think that's an I'm alright Jack attitude, and presumably if you need the protection of the law then you are already vulnerable in some way. If we're all to fend for ourselves well, then fuck it, I'm ramraiding Greggs tomorrow morning and spending this month's wages on tickets to BVI to try and get a place on Branson's Moon Rocket.

I detest bullying in all formats and sadly speak from experience, however I don't understand all forms of humour and therefore don't feel qualified to automatically categorise humour as offensive unless I can see an offended party. They may well be offended and if that is the case, I'd more than happily light your pitchfork.

Oh my pitchfork's already been lit. I lit it myself. If you've been bullied then you do realise that's a really passive attitude? Would you have not wanted anyone to stand up for you? Did anyone stand up for you? I was bullied at school too (I bet most people have experienced it at some point or another) and it made me not ever want to standby and watch or cheer on someone else being bullied, either intentionally or otherwise. To me you're saying white people can't find something offensive that is racially directed at any non-white group? Do you really believe that? I guess I feel offended on behalf of people I know and like and I get offended that people expect me to share their racist views on the basis of my colour. I wouldn't class that as being hysterical, I'd say it was a loyal and rational response. Most people seem to get pretty offended by being called racist, but yet aren't willing to examine why it is offensive to be racist. I subscribe to the Avenue Q school of thought on this: Everyone's a little bit racist. Which has to include me, so I have to be willing to question my own knee-jerk responses from time to time. I think I've examined it with more than enough words in this post as to why I think it points to an unpleasant or unthinking attitude to laugh and point at people in this way.

However, I'm equally wary of being one of the 'perpetually offended' that seem to cause the daily mail to thrive.

Jesus wept, this is the really fucking insidious nature of the DM scaremongering shit. Really. Far far worse than the incessant preaching to the converted, it even casts its shadow over non-readers so we are secondguessing ourselves over whether we're not just being terribly faux liberal over not laughing at someone because they are black. And most definitely not objecting to it on an online anonymous forum. Is it that it's just not cool or has your experience of bullying mean you never want to speak up in case you're the next target?

ps. AF* - my only contribution to your 'steamy windows' ishoo is a lame suggestion for impractical containers full of bicarbonate of soda to try and absorb the moisture in the air while you find the source. Would that even work? Is your car a fridge on wheels?

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 03/01/2012 00:49

I have resolved to hold my breath for the entire duration of my car journeys

it takes me 45 mins to get to work

i think it can be done

NormaStanleyFletcher · 03/01/2012 00:54

Pliny

Loving your work.

I am going to take inspiration from you and stop posting from my phone (it takes hours to post anything erudite or thoughtful)

V V good.

AF - bring your shit off a shovel black 4 wheel drive round to ours and DH will diagnose and then fix it. It is what I keep him around for Wink