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To think that DH is being a babyish nobend?

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BaublesandCuntingCarolSingers · 29/12/2011 20:05

This is going to sound childish. I KNOW it's childish so don't ned any smartarses telling me as much. Wink

DH and I in the car tonight talking about what we would have for tea. I said maybe just cheese and crackers since we had a fair sized lunch at 2.30. DH agreed. Then he asked what food was left in the Blush christmas snack cupboard. I remarked that we didn;t actually have a lot of chocolate left as DH had SCOFFED his way through our second tin of Roses in a fortnight. He got all defensive saying that it was my own fault I didn't get any chocolates because I wasn't quick enough and they were there to be eaten. I agreed that they were but I said "It's not all or nothing; you can eat SOME and leave some for others. You don't need to scoff the lot!" He disagreed.

THEN he accused me of being a misery over christmas. TBH, I was a bit lemon-lipped on Christmas day itself; recovering from a stomach virus, was feeling sick/shaky and cooking dinner pushed me over the edge into feeling like I wanted to puke my innards out. He is whining because whenever we've had guests/been to friend's houses, I've been happy and why couldn't I make that effort wth him?! I have played through the pain a bit when guests have been here and been a bit quiet the rest of the time. Today, I have felt fine so have been chatty etc He said "You've been OK today. Keep it like that." WTF?! patronising git, I've felt ILL. Keep it like that?! Just to make YOU feel better?! You arse.

I want to do bad things to him. Cheeky tosser. AIBU?

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staylucky · 30/12/2011 00:27

Grin crying with laughter Baubles

EtInTerraPax · 30/12/2011 00:33

Heehee- I have 'christmas cupboards' all over the house! Otherwise DH will have scoffed everything by the time CHristmas arrives.

EtInTerraPax · 30/12/2011 00:34

Am snurking at honeydragon's marriage being 2 friends who have sex. Wow- sounds like you've got a terrible relationship there! Hmm

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LittleMissHumbuggery · 30/12/2011 01:30

Not just a knobend, but a knobrash too. Buy a tray of ferrero thingies, unwrap and dispose of chocolate, coat sprouts in ex-lax and wrap in wrappers, return to tray, watch and wait...

Honeydragon · 30/12/2011 01:57

Buppers I also have a tub of ben & jeered and a nobbly bobbly hidden in an empty packet of frozen peas Grin

It's not that dh is a glutton, quite the opposite... But if he is hungry he goes for the nicest convenient option. This combined with hollow legs can lead to a tub of Hagen daaz being snarfed in 4 minutes. Grin

I am currently too bewildered to ask dh where we have gone so horribly wrong in our marriage that we are living in such a terrible situation. It's properly best I don't question the weirdo any further.

Greenshirt · 30/12/2011 16:56

We have an all year round 'crap cupboard'. For Xmas I put tinsel round the handle!

SarahStratton · 30/12/2011 17:00

I want chocolate and biscuits. I want those Danish biscuits with the crunchy sugar. The sort that comes in a round tin.

All I have is a fucking chocolate orange. I'd rather give myself a spleenectomy with a rusty soup spoon.

OhdearNigel · 30/12/2011 17:02

I fucking hate buying in nice stuff to find that DH has gobbled it down in one gulp. I bought 18 eggs to do baking over the New Year and he ate 12 in one day (2 massive omelettes because he is too lazy to cook anything else).

I now have to properly hide treat food because DH seems to be like a truffle-hunting-pig when there is snack food on the premises.

SarahStratton · 30/12/2011 17:05

12 eggs in one day. God I hope he got bunged up good and proper, greedy fucker.

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BaublesandCuntingCarolSingers · 30/12/2011 17:05

Shock at twelve eggs in one day.

Shock
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BaublesandCuntingCarolSingers · 30/12/2011 17:05

Was going to say I bet he had trouble shitting the next day. Grin

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OhdearNigel · 30/12/2011 17:08

I had difficulty breathing

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BaublesandCuntingCarolSingers · 30/12/2011 17:12
Grin
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Anniegetyourgun · 30/12/2011 17:12

I'll eat your chocolate orange for you, Sarah. Not that I want one, of course, it's just so you don't have to go on looking at it. No need to thank me.

Shodan · 30/12/2011 17:13

"I want those Danish biscuits with the crunchy sugar. The sort that comes in a round tin."

I've got some, Stratters, in a purdy tin. You are most welcome to some not all cos I luvs them and they're MINE MINE MINE

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BaublesandCuntingCarolSingers · 30/12/2011 17:20

I love them Danish biscuits. Especially the ones that are pretzel-shaped.

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elinorbellowed · 30/12/2011 17:22

Two friends that have sex? Sounds perfect.

Friends bought us chocolates yesterday. The men and children ate them all while we did the tour of the house. Blank looks when challenged. "But you weren't here."
Even when I buy chocolates for me that he claims not to like he still manages to eat them. My dad is even worse. He claims not to like chocolate AT ALL. And yet he cannot be left alone with any.

oldmerryolesoul · 30/12/2011 17:27

I bought the M+S rip off ones. In fairness there were only 3 purple ones, that I scoffed before OH got home. It didnt help my case that I had crossed out the picture of the purple one round the edge of the tin and wrote 'guzzled' Xmas Grin

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BaublesandCuntingCarolSingers · 30/12/2011 17:32

"Even when I buy chocolates for me that he claims not to like he still manages to eat them."

^This.

Went to the cinema on tuesday and after we bought our tickets, I said I was going to buy myself a popcorn/small drink. DH gets really fucking HUFFY about buying snacks in the cinema (It's an hour and a half, I can last an hour and a half without eating and drinking Hmm and then there's the price...) but nonetheless, I ask him if he wants anything anyway. He says absolutely not. So I treat myself to a small popcorn/fizzy drink.

As soon as we sit down in the cinema, his hand is straight in the popcorn box, like a sodding JCB, scooping up HANDFULS of my sugary snack. I do the loud huff through the nose. Hint not taken. He proceeds to shovel MY popcorn into his greedy blowhole.

I made a "joke" of it in the car on the way home, saying that he basically bullshitted me when I asked if he wanted popcorn. He went "I don't even like popcorn but I'll eat it if it's there. Anyway, you had LOADS more than I did." Angry and well, yes, you fucking scav.

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WilsonFrickett · 30/12/2011 17:38

12 eggs? TWELVE???

Poor man won't be able to shite till Easter......

ToniSoprano · 30/12/2011 17:42

I am still stuffing down the chocolates, as have been doing over the entire Christmas period, and I am sick of them but I just keep going, why?

It feels obligatory to just keep dipping into things like Belgian chocs, which I don't like enough to ever actually choose them, but people have brought them, and they are just...well...there, so I keep dipping in....ugh

I even has a couple of after-eights before breakfast! Xmas Blush

ToniSoprano · 30/12/2011 17:42

had

rhondajean · 30/12/2011 17:51

Can easily do 12 eggs a day when on a big weights programme can DH - I baulk after about 4 .

He has been ill! So we have tons of chocolate and cake. 3 big tins of chocs. Boxes of biscuits. He is starting to look more like himself so probably that won't make it past new years day though.

Anyone else have tons of cheese too?

Tortington · 30/12/2011 17:54

he needs to be nicer to you when you are ill

however roses are to be scoffed all in one go and not saved...everyone knows this (except for the caramels)

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BaublesandCuntingCarolSingers · 30/12/2011 17:55

I am groaning with cheese. :(

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