To update my FB status to "hooray. Its cream slice thursday"

[mrsmaltesers]

Seeing as its not judgey, smug, elusive or needy? The neediness has been sorted thanks to cream slice purchasing.

Or does it have undertones of something sinister and make me look like i am craving attention.

I wiuld not want anyone to say "whats up hon" as i am not a "hon" kind of girl. As in honey or honorable.

one of my friends puts "hunni" in her updates.

That's so much worse than honey, hon, or hun.

H.U.N.N.I.

And she's a mature, intelligent, educated woman.

However, I digress. You can only refer to cream slice Thursday (although cream cake works better on an alliterative level) if you intend to buy cream slices on Thursdays other than just this one.

Ooo, my parents used to do cream slice Thursday too.

It's been AGES since I had a cream slice [craving]

I've done Tie me up Tuesday a couple of times but never cream slice Thursday

Please can I have a cream slice? Am starving and that sounds lovely

I have never called anyone hon, or any variation of the same

I'll have a strawberry tart - although lacks alliteration hunni

It's baked potato Thursday here, only I didn't go to the market this morning. I will be in trouble at teatime!

Whip me Wednesday?

I feel like committing murder when called hun. I am not the hun. I bear no resemblance to the hun, or anything hun like. My sister does this. I think one of us was adopted, I expect it was her. My parents aren't hun like.

Oh Chelsea Bun for me.

I dunno. It smacks a bit of telling other people what to do with their lives. Why should it be cream slice Thursday just because you say so? Personally I dislike cream slices and too much cream gives me a stomach upset, so it would really offend me to be told publicly that the rest of the world is eating cream slices and I can't. Have some consideration. What about people who can't afford a cream slice this close to Christmas, or who have already started post-festive diets? Will no one think of them? Also I prefer "Hurrah".

Could you rework it to read "Hurrah - cream slice or other luxurious but inexpensive and non calorific food reward day?"

Beats the fish balls in milk that I am about to start cooking.

Lol. I forgot that it might be seen as bragging as i look like i am flashing my cash too much.

Thanks honnnnnnnnnnnnnnns/hunnnnnnnnnns/honi/hunni/variations of etc

Lol is just as bad as Hun . Hth

YABU because you haven't bought me one.

Now off to Greggs with you, then onto Gatwick, where you wil put said purchase onto the next Easyjet flight to Switzerland. I shall be drooling waiting in anticipation at the customs gate.

When I have received my flakey creamy package of delight then, and only then, will i deign it fitting to change your status to YANBU.

Oh and throw in a large hot sausage roll while you are there please for DH.

I think if you were to add "so I'm going to have a friend cull, who wants to stay?" on the end of that status then it might look attention seeking