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to wonder what Chaos is on?

83 replies

HaveYourselfAMardyLittleXmas · 29/12/2011 00:47

well?

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yellowraincoat · 29/12/2011 01:34

Worra at 1:09 made me lolhard.

TalcAndTurnips · 29/12/2011 01:38

I love the old-fashioned diminutives: Rene - pronounced ree-nee.

Rita - shortened to Reet - Barb, Cynth, Tina, Shirl, Dot, Val, Sylv.

Very On The Buses

MotherMucca · 29/12/2011 01:41

Has me in mind of The Smiths, for some reason, Talc.

Thumbinnapuddingwitch · 29/12/2011 01:41

You forgot Olive! Xmas Wink

VodkaKnockers · 29/12/2011 16:47

Oi!

Maureen is not an old ladies name! It is a classic name!

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 29/12/2011 16:51

Chaos doing inane and trivial threads? No way, that would NEVER happen.

ChimesTrulyRing · 29/12/2011 21:38

[sobface]

Tee2072 · 29/12/2011 22:33

Chaos is, as ever, high on life. And typos.

JjandtheBean · 29/12/2011 22:39

Chaos is a blast

I think Dorothy should make a come back, Dot is a cute nickname.

Gapants · 29/12/2011 22:44

i know a baby Dot.

Brenda, Denise, Carol, Arlene, Norma. Naice.

Gapants · 29/12/2011 22:44

As in, that is a naice name. would you like some naice ham now?

SiamoNellaMerda · 29/12/2011 22:47

I absolutely agree with worra. I may be having a sense of humour failure but I find nothing even remotely funny about Chaos or her childish antics.

JjandtheBean · 29/12/2011 22:48

I'd love some naice ham daahling.

My dds name was old fashioned now an utter teeewat I went to school with has chaved it up beyond belief, it upsets me.

ChimesTrulyRing · 29/12/2011 22:51
Gapants · 29/12/2011 22:52

JJandthebean, that is a shame about your name debacle. Chavs fuck everything up.

I named my DD Luna, and thought it was quite unusual and sweet. There is a-bloody-nother Luna in our town who is one year older. Bum face.

{{{{{{{Slathers naice ham with mustard and shoves it in face. Offers same to JJand thebean}}}}}}

JjandtheBean · 29/12/2011 23:08

{{{{{{ Wipes off mustard and accepts }}}}}}}

Luna is a lovely name and very very similar to my dds.

They've double barrelled (sp) it with jade, and its often heard screeched in town, she's barely walking, why they screech I don't know. And bloody eastenders slapped it on a chav recently.

Its bad enough everyone thinks I got it from tv, I did not and my sister is called charlotte, but is often abreviated.

Are you there yet?

I'm annoyed thinking about how they've sullied her name.

I'm not a chav basher my close friends a bit of a chav and I luff her.

Maryz · 29/12/2011 23:10

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CervixWithASmile · 29/12/2011 23:13

Boring..

JjandtheBean · 29/12/2011 23:14

No, course not maryz

JjandtheBean · 29/12/2011 23:15

Yes you are cervix.

Maryz · 29/12/2011 23:21

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LadyBeagleEyes · 29/12/2011 23:21

There's not a lot of little Patricias around is there?
I like my name and it can take many forms.

JjandtheBean · 29/12/2011 23:29

I think someones trying to be funny, but failing at chaos' feet.

Speaking of which, where is the cheeky toe rag?

LadyBeagleEyes · 29/12/2011 23:33

Siama wasn't serious, was she?

Maryz · 29/12/2011 23:41

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