to stab my husband with the left over turkey leg?

[giveyourselfashiny]

If he moans one more time that my post Christmas day farting is smelly?

It won't go very far will it? Have you thought about clubbing him instead?

Does his smell of perfume then? Bit unavoidable if you have eaten stuffing/sprouts etc. Yes stab him with the turkey leg.

Mmm stuffing

I may have more stuffing today name. It was great-we had chestnut stuffing wrapped in bacon. {grin]

even

sheesh. I can smell that from here.

see a doctor

I have been banned from the pickled onions.

I've come here as I've had enough of a relation belching the whole way through Christmas Dinner, I know I wanted to get away from it but not out of the other end.

Sticks cork in OPs bum.

There (slaps hands) that's better.