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My Willy Smells Of Lavender.

71 replies

TiggyD · 24/12/2011 22:44

I bought some shower gel that described itself as invigorating. It's mint and tea tree flavoured. Over most of my body it seems to work just fine and dandy, but when it's used on my more sensitive areas it becomes a problem. It over-invigorates parts which are not used to such an elevated state of invigoration that said parts become extremely painful. It means that now whenever I have a shower most of me gets the mint and tea tree treatment, but Mr Tiggywinkle gets the back-up lavender scented shower gel.

I think there should have been clear signs on the bottle that it was not suitable for use everywhere.

And Merry Christmas.

OP posts:
mumdrivenmad · 25/12/2011 11:42

anyone who needs to tea tree their particlars needs to question if they have indulged in unsavoury behaviour

mumdrivenmad · 25/12/2011 11:49

use ooppsss

TiggyD · 25/12/2011 12:03

I didn't buy the stuff solely in order to cleanse my particulars. It was supposed to be for all over, incorporating my particulars. If my body was a model of the British isles, I don't think I should have to wash Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, and most of England with one shower gel, then have to swap gels to wash my Southampton and the Isle of Wight.

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CreamolaFoamless · 25/12/2011 12:06

lavender scented willies ....hahahahahaha

sorry but this IS funny

tickleme63frenchhens · 25/12/2011 12:14

TiggyD

Just Grin

ReshapeWhileDashingThroTheSnow · 25/12/2011 12:17

Happy Christmas, Lavender Willy Troll! Xmas Grin

Dh uses Original Source Tea Tree shower gel and has never reported a problem with undue Genital Tingling, so I can only presume he likes it. Hmm I've used his shower gel and I can tell you, it smarts! (not altogether unpleasantly, as a matter of fact...)

CreamolaFoamless · 25/12/2011 12:27

Buy a bar of Imperial Leather. Very willy friendly

KittyFane · 25/12/2011 16:03

Tiggy :) :) :)

HoHoHoudini · 25/12/2011 17:33

I have fallen in love with TiggyD Xmas Grin

partytights · 25/12/2011 17:38

TiggyD sounds like something from Jersey Shore.

I like it. TiggyD, not JS.

JjandtheBean · 25/12/2011 18:51

Dp has original source mint and tea tree, shower gel, shampoo and conditioner, he likes it, should I worry Hmm

dementedma · 25/12/2011 20:35

original mint shaving gel is very tingly and excellent when trimming the old lady garden. Always puts a smile on my face Grin

meditrina · 25/12/2011 21:29

"TiggyD sounds like something from Jersey Shore"

Can't be - he doesn't wash his Channel Islands (dirty beast!)

TiggyD · 25/12/2011 21:47

That's true Meditrina, and it's not like I've been circumnavigated either.

I have never been part of any reality television show that I am aware of. I'm just an ordinary person who's sensitive areas get over-tingled when using Original Source Mint And Tea Tree Oil Shower Gel. Maybe I should have posted this in the feminism section instead.

OP posts:
PeanutsRoastingOnAnOpenFire · 25/12/2011 21:48

Does it come with a "willy warning"??

Lavender? My granny used to wear lavender Grin

Invigorating you say? May have to purchase some Xmas Wink

VikingWenceslas · 25/12/2011 23:25

I am trying very hard not to snort giggle loudly while reading this thread because the kids are asleep.

I need to try the tingling shower gel. Will put it out of DC's reach though.

OldMacEIEIO · 26/12/2011 09:58

Lavender ?

that's nothing. Fred Astairs willy used to smell of Ginger

ReshapeWhileDashingThroTheSnow · 26/12/2011 12:59

Grin at OldMacField!

LynetteScavo · 26/12/2011 18:22

I have heard rich mens willies taste better.

CheerfulYank · 26/12/2011 18:46

I love TiggyD and Jersey Shore. :)

biddysmama · 26/12/2011 22:33

i ended up in s toilet cubicle that didnt have any loo roll in and got a hankie out of my handbag, turned out to be a menthol wipe, i imagine its a similar sensation?

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