If I smother my snoring DH with his own pillow?!

[Jennyrosity]

That counts as "justifiable homicide" right? Bearing in mind that I'm nearly 36 weeks pregnant and not sleeping well anyway, and that my over-excitable mother, who is staying with us for Christmas and requires the same sort of attention and stimulation as your average two year old, is going to wake up in a few hours and demand I get up and entertain her?

You're all my witnesses. I was provoked.

I know a good barrister! Smother away, or maybe a practice run for the baby coming?

YANBU. Smother away, not a jury in the land would convict you.

Earplugs saved my marriage. Honestly.

Thank you, I knew I was right.

It's a shame, really, I will miss him, but there are limits.

Can you get mine too? pretty please...

YANBabitU. When you are finished can you come and do mine? I will then help you with the baby.

YANBU. Do it.

yanbu.
or you would be reasonable to ask him sleep on the sofa

YANBU
Perhaps we could do a "Strangers on a Train" thing and smother each others partners and claim no knowledge.

He has just briefly woken up, demanded paracetamol for the hangover that has just kicked in, then immediately fallen asleep again AND IS SNORING ONCE AGAIN!!!

Meanwhile HIS BABY is apparently practicing for a River Dance revival whilst still in the womb, and has been since half-past-bloody three...

Death is too good for him.

Kick him.

I know where I would be tempted to put the paracetamol...

YANBU I'm currently wondering if my earplugs would be better placed up DH's nose but only have the one pair. If everyone's DH'S were smothered at the same time would we be entitled to a mass litigation claim, or some such?

Great! Now DS is up and howling. Happy days

Do it!

My DH shakes the Walls with his snoring. I do nip him and kick him to try and make him stop, but nothing works. He is a loud, snotty fucker

I think I'm going to have to invest in some ear plugs before I actually do kill him.

That should say 'snorty' - damn iPhone!