AIBU to ask you who you favourite member of HQ is?

[OliviaSeaBornInAMangerMumsnet]

Or anything else for that matter?!

It's me isn't it?

HQ a bit quiet tonight ladies?

I could start a controversial thread or summat to keep you amused. If that would help?

Oh blimey, they've opened the cooking sherry.

Is it the MNHQ christmas party tonight?

You're all there, aren't you? sozzled.

Someone's going to be snogging in the stationery cupboard, someone will photocopy their arse and someone else will throw up into a plant pot.

Hah. Well I like Olivia. But then I like Rebecca. But who is better? Only one way to find out.........

@HopeEternal

I could start a controversial thread or summat to keep you amused. If that would help?

drinks

[fdrunk]

It's me I tell ya!

Mine is oh no I dont dare

I was about to post 'you arse lickers', but looked again and it was Olivias post

Lulz at the office party. I thought that was the karaoke bar?

I luffs you all

Gabby and erm not Olivia, not Rebecca, the other one.

Hmmm.... that's a tough one. It's between Olivia, Helen and Rebecca.... not a hairs-breadth between them to choose... [shocked]

Your crown will have to be a tricorn... and there will need to be THREE of them.

Which one's the fella? I like fellas

ha! DarrenMumsnet? or Tech?

J'adore tout les femmes MNHQ.

but a special place is reserved for Helen and her patience with my name-changing.

Helen. Or Rowan. Maybe even Justine. ner ner ner ner ner.

What happened to the bloke? Not seen him around lately. Scared him off?

Yes TechMan he does all the hard work, and them lot tek the Glory!

[suspicious of such an obvious diversionary tactic..]

Either Rebecca...beggars can't be choosers...and all that

Oh.... I forgot Justine! See... this is what happens when one participates in a popularity contest!

Rebecca can you put Tech's glory down? Or i will have no choice put to report this thread.

But, even.

Am I the only one who wants to know how much my vote is worth in this election?