.....it's Xmas, it's late, I've had a glass - come on ladies (men) how many times a week/month is average?!

[Spirit72]

Just hit the 40 and fab......we hear these myths about 'my wife never puts out'
Or 'she's always got a headache'. What do you think is the average amount of times a week that we have this amazing, earth shattering love making and should it be 50:50 initiation?!

Sorry, I couldn't help but read your OP in the voice of Tony Blackburn.

Just the one glass was it?

Maybe she has a glass eye?

No idea what the average is!

My DH works offshore so when he's home we have sex at least twice a day, we like to make up for all the time spent apart! ;)

About 4-5 times a week is okay.

Just the one glass, he's in bed snoring!

and the cat's normally responsible for starting it

Ha, I wouldn't get the time

3 times a week-ish for full sex
Other stuff on the other days

Jajas glad you said that!

My DH has man flu so I'm off him at the moment, we cope with a cold so much better!

The cat is the best contraceptive we've ever had. He sits on one of our legs/feet and we can't move

I would most nights but DH works very long hours and tends to pass out at bedtime and I feel a bit uncomfortable and needy waking him etc so probably 4 times a week. Can't remember the last time it was earth-shattering though.

It definitely used to be!

No preening here - lucky if it's once a week and the it's all about him!

Nothing in the past two weeks - we've both been shattered

I'm definitely not preening due to the fact that my husband would rather sleep than have sex with me... Maybe I'm doing it wrong.

Jajas don't feel useless!

This is the internet and people can type any random number they like

Ahh well that's simple

Tell your DH you'll unload him as soon as he unloads the dishwasher