to be worried about trying anal with DH

[Chloe222]

My DH and I have a brilliant sex life. We have been married nine years and have sex at least three times a week.
We always experiment and try new things and despite having 2 children we always try and make some sexy time a minimum of a couple of nights a week.
Recently DH and I have been watching some porn (in our own privacy of bedroom of course) and we were both turned on by an Anal clip.
Now DH wants to take it further and while the thought really turns me on and some of my friends have already told me it's amazing (although one hated it) I'm worried about a few things - is it sore, is there any mess? what can I do to loosen up etc - or should I even be doing it at all?
I hope this is not offensive to anyone but any feedback would be great.

Does anyone else think that "good nice and horny buzz" sounds like Thai stripper speak from a Van Damme movie?

Chloe, please clear this up for me - are you shagging three times a week or having 'sexy time' two times a week? Enquiring minds need to know.

Oh and if you are serious, you can buy stretchers from Coco de Mer. Don't know if they'd be as good as your anal clip though.

If there isnt going to be much snow until Christmas, there will be plenty of carrots that would have been snowman noses with nothing better to do.

I feel well boring now. Here I am trying to choose whether to have jackets or mash and you're all talking about hot sex.

It's not my cup of tea, tbh.

bear - have you seen Green Wing with the coffee enema?!

I read in The Lady that a tincture of dandelion tea, arrowroot and Swarfega is quite the advantage prior to any ANALSEXYTIME.

HTH

Pmsl at sexy time.

Now jog on.

'we always try and make some sexy time'

I suspect this is an over excited Polish teenager.

Cabbage soup anyone?

After ANALSEXYTIME be sure to rub Deep Heat into your his penis.

Some schools have broken up already.

Brilliant replies, almost woke my baby DD through laughter.

To quote the infamous Jim Royle "9 inches MY ARSE!"

Are you Borat?

Be prepared for a lot of spermy sharting afterwards

Dickie I too solemnly swear by dandelion and swarfega before analsexytime

and theres me, sitting with nutella and spoon ...bin for that now me thinks!!!

I wouldn't do it, i like you have a very healthy sex life with my DH however i'm not sure how i'd feel if he wanted to do it, as i certainly wouldn't

Tried it once, hurt like heck. My fanny isn't as tight as it was after delivering 3 kids so I like one hole to stay tight & that is my bum hole.

from now on its exit only. I do not want my piles to get sore neither!

Is that the new non-religious court oath, kenobi?

Goodness me, imagine shitting out sperm straight into the Harpic lagoon.

roffling at 'so big and thick'. I'm betting it's the long lost twin of a hot dog sausage and currently being banged into dust by 'Chloe' Barry.

Yes indeed Gravy.

You say "I do solemnly swear by dandelion and swarfega before analsexytime" then thrust your hips vigorously and shout "KAPOW!!!!"

It's a bit hard on the more mature members, but y'know, fuck em.

So long as you take it in turns you will be fine.

I'm loving 'sexy time' as a phrase. I might borrow it.

I bet Barry Chloe has given up on this thread and is now madly frotting over his her copy of the Damart catalogue The Joy Of Sexytimes

Didn't Borat go on about 'sexy time'?

analsexytime arf!

got any swarfega?

Is 9 inches what your husband says? They do lie you know.