to be worried about trying anal with DH

[Chloe222]

My DH and I have a brilliant sex life. We have been married nine years and have sex at least three times a week.
We always experiment and try new things and despite having 2 children we always try and make some sexy time a minimum of a couple of nights a week.
Recently DH and I have been watching some porn (in our own privacy of bedroom of course) and we were both turned on by an Anal clip.
Now DH wants to take it further and while the thought really turns me on and some of my friends have already told me it's amazing (although one hated it) I'm worried about a few things - is it sore, is there any mess? what can I do to loosen up etc - or should I even be doing it at all?
I hope this is not offensive to anyone but any feedback would be great.

you are writing like a man Chloe horny buzz indeed

Sexy time? Who actually uses that phrase?

Any adult sex shop or online, google it

It's nice but I spend the next day scared to fart

I say sexy time. It is used ironically as I hope the OP is using it

All I can think of when "sexy time" is mentioned is that bloody annoying Chico from X factor and his more annoying song "It's chico bloody time"

ROFL

Time to get on with your homework, "Chloe". Does your mum know you're posting this stuff?

Poppers are available from behind the bar of all good gay clubs.

HTH

Depends how big he is is a factor to take into account! Will hurt like buggery ( excuse the pun) if he's mahooosive

he's about 9 inches so big and thick. i already have lube etc. thanks to those who are taking this seriously :xx

I had carrott soup for lunch.

oh FFS

ROFL Big and thick and 9"

Come back on Friday.

LOL at big and thick yeah sure you he is

You could get 2 or 3 sex toys (buttplugs - silly name) of increasing sizes to work up to having something, er, life-sized in there. Usual places such as lovehoney, sh! etc will stock these. Along with the lube.

If worried about mess, you could use a condom.

Ask again on Friday!

Buy DH a strap on for Christmas

Get a big bag of carrots out, line them up in size order, use them in order from smallest to largest then try dh, that seems to be the most sensible approach I can think of

Oh and Put the anal clip on your nose

Best not to share carrots with dh

Why don't you get him to give you an enema first if you're worried about mess. Apparently if you add a bottle of Tabasco to the water it makes your insides extra clean.

Yawn. Go and phone a sex line.