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Original poster

to let evryone into a potentially very eye-opening secret about a very very famous person?

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 14:47

I know something.

This will be massivly explosive when it hits the papers.

shocking, with far reaching consequences.

I am tempted to just post it here, rather than all that faffing with PMs.

Would that be U? It may get deleted or me banned but fuckit.

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rarebreed · 09/12/2011 19:19

pm me pleeeeeeease

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 19:19

Confused olivia. v v Confused

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lunar1 · 09/12/2011 19:20

could someone pm me please?

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 19:20

this will be longer than nicklebabe's non-labour thread.

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 19:21

no lunar. i'm afraid i can't. i have been gagged. it was good though.

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crazycrackernanna · 09/12/2011 19:21

What does [REDACTED] mean?

grumpypants · 09/12/2011 19:22

Olivia - your post had made me laugh so much. Thank you.

TalkinPeace2 · 09/12/2011 19:23

It means CarolCervix has a non story better than any of the non stories in any of the tabloids and they are all jealous of the fact that its all a wind up and they did not get to claim it on expenses

crazycrackernanna · 09/12/2011 19:24

[REDACTED] means all that? Blimey!

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 19:24

oh i meant Grin up there not Confused

i am Confused but that was v v Grin

and therein lies the whole basis of this thread.

and what did happen to the Grin?

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 19:25

no it means that Cervix (note the capitals) has been gagged by the powers that be.

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TalkinPeace2 · 09/12/2011 19:26

where is the smiley for gagged?
MNHQ could at least do us THAT courtesy

lunar1 · 09/12/2011 19:27

im always too late for these things

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OliviaMumsnet · 09/12/2011 19:27

Please also note that due to [REDACTED] the PM facility has also been removed for some posters, namely
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED][REDACTED]
and [REDACTEDgotstuckinthechimney]
Thank you.

TalkinPeace2 · 09/12/2011 19:28

Olivia
that post looks like the wrinkles on Cliff's forehead if he'd not done botox

fridakahlo · 09/12/2011 19:29

Are they allowed to do that? Remove our pm function? Surely that's not cricket?

grumpypants · 09/12/2011 19:30

Olivia - I am assuming these are hilarious 'in the spirit of it' posts - Grin Keep em coming....

MissBeehivingUnderTheMistletoe · 09/12/2011 19:31

I really do think that Olivia is so much funnier since her maternity leave Grin

runningwilde · 09/12/2011 19:33

Pm me someone!

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 19:34

They can do anything they want. Believe me. I still walk a bit funny when the wind is in the east.

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 19:35

I am going away for a while. They insist DD needs the laptop.

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LEttletownofBOFlehem · 09/12/2011 19:40

Why can't I send any PMs? Shock

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OliviaMumsnet · 09/12/2011 19:42

@MissBeehivingUnderTheMistletoe

I really do think that Olivia is so much funnier since her maternity leave Grin

This may have something to do with the complete lack of sleep and thus general level of hysteria.Xmas Hmm Xmas Grin

HoneydragonAteCliffRichard · 09/12/2011 19:42

Uh oh

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OliviaMumsnet · 09/12/2011 19:43

@grumpypants

Olivia - I am assuming these are hilarious 'in the spirit of it' posts - Grin Keep em coming....

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