to let evryone into a potentially very eye-opening secret about a very very famous person?

[CarolCervix]

I know something.

This will be massivly explosive when it hits the papers.

shocking, with far reaching consequences.

I am tempted to just post it here, rather than all that faffing with PMs.

Would that be U? It may get deleted or me banned but fuckit.

Please tell me what you mean when you want a pm. Please.

PM me please or I'll cry

Ooh PM me please!

This thread needs to end.

I confess to have no gossip about anyone.

I humbly apologise.

I am leaving now and won't be back as they won't let me xdbhjwnlrvm>?cmmmmmmmmmmmmm/.dsss

Right i'll play along and ask for a PM just to while the time away :o

Poor Carol. Poor, poor Carol.

Ha ha ha love the time lag on my phone :o

LEBOF, which section on DS? Pretty please

wtf?

Might anyone be kind enough to PM me as well? Pretty please

Bof is ChestyGigglepants on DS.

ROAR at this thread!
You are very naughty Carol

Oh. Okay then.

Pretty preeety please pm me

I'm bored and in hospital (that's true that is) so someone please pm me if there is owt to tell.

(gone for sympathy vote and hopes it works)

I had THREE PMs from Carol.

wtaf

what a waste of finger scrolling!

I am really perturbed by the poster that said "the truth is that there is no PM".

That is a serious consequence of the EU conference in Brussels last night.

Please PM me!

Oh OP, have you just PMed royalty? how ungenerous

Well Jinsel you obviously have to share the ALLEGED incident with us now...

Yes jinsel you must spill!

Oh lordy I love but hate these threads.

Is there actually a PM? If so......please please please

tell, jinsel then i wont feel so bad about carol.
Don't let Katie Price down.

Oh Carol. Carol, Carol, Carol.

When Santa asks how good you've been this year, what are you going to say? What will there be to say? Hmm??

i is fick innit.