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to let evryone into a potentially very eye-opening secret about a very very famous person?

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 14:47

I know something.

This will be massivly explosive when it hits the papers.

shocking, with far reaching consequences.

I am tempted to just post it here, rather than all that faffing with PMs.

Would that be U? It may get deleted or me banned but fuckit.

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rookiemater · 09/12/2011 16:19

Ooh can someone please PM me please

Hullygully · 09/12/2011 16:20

I think Carol is trying to fight a SuperInjunction right now.

Hullygully · 09/12/2011 16:20

She is like a Heroine of the People.

Go Carol!

ConstanceNoring · 09/12/2011 16:21

jened34 may I direct you to Val's post at around 15.06

BootyMum · 09/12/2011 16:22

Oh, what a waste of time this thread turned out to be.

I could have been hanging washing out ffs.

candytuft63 · 09/12/2011 16:23

My real name is Katie Price and i know this is not about me.

ConstanceNoring · 09/12/2011 16:24

hanging washing out Booty ? where are you?

jened34 · 09/12/2011 16:26

Thankyou Constance.

StrandedUnderTheMisltoe · 09/12/2011 16:26

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PrettyCandlesAndTinselToo · 09/12/2011 16:27

Weren't MNHQ out getting sozzled having a karaoke Christmas bash today?

Can't believe people fell for Cerxiv's 'secret' Xmas Grin. Very funny Xmas Grin

verlainechasedrimbauds · 09/12/2011 16:29

I think we should send her to Mornington Crescent. Tha'll larn her.

Byeckersitsapropercrimbolike · 09/12/2011 16:29

How many people will it take saying this is all a wind up to get mnhq attention regarding smilies to get people to stop asking for a pm?

There is no pm people!

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 09/12/2011 16:33

PM me please someone...

TheFestiveKnid · 09/12/2011 16:34

There is no pm people!

That's what they want you to believe...

candytuft63 · 09/12/2011 16:36

Stranded, no it isnt ! just cos i am Katie Price doesnt mean i think everything is about me..I mean really I am not just orange y'know.
why post if you wont spill the beans ?
infuriating. Grrrr damp squib and all that

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 09/12/2011 16:36

Do you have the PM then VermyK?

tempestuous · 09/12/2011 16:36

So it is not that father Christmas is not real?

pm please!!!

tempestuous · 09/12/2011 16:37

scrap that. dont pm me. I am a namechanger who forgot to change back. bolleux!

candytuft63 · 09/12/2011 16:38

There is no pm people they are all soylent green

CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 16:38

sorry all. i was at the opticians.

the good news is that now DD2 needs specs (along with the brace, aspergers and teenage hormones).

the bad news is that they are still leaning on me and I need to make sure people are sae before i divulge.

Thos who have had PMs please delete them IMMEDIATELY in case this affects you to.

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grumpypants · 09/12/2011 16:39

ooooh how exciting. now i really want to know in a terrible case of nosiness.

TheFestiveKnid · 09/12/2011 16:41

^Do you have the PM then VermyK?

I couldn't possibly tell you.

StrandedUnderTheMisltoe · 09/12/2011 16:41

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CoffeeDog · 09/12/2011 16:42

me too ;)

ceebeegeebies · 09/12/2011 16:42

Please please please can someone PM me?? Xmas Smile Xmas Grin

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