Am I or is DW a freak?

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She eats jam doughnuts in a bowl with hot custard. That's weird right?

Doughnuts bought yesterday are no good. They go stale very quickly which means if you buy a box of five it is essential to eat all of them in one sitting.

That sounds yummy! Why had so many of us never thought to do this before?!

Your DW is a genius! I want to eat this now.

I have been known to do this

Now I really want a jam doughnut.

YUM! You've started something big Op. Fries (chippy chips/oven chips would be odd) and strawberry milkshake, also yum.

Sounds bloody lovely to me

that sounds fantatic, now it's a sunday and i don't normally go out...but i am even tempted to go to tesco and get some dougnuts.

genius

spermysextowel, framboise would work brilliantly with that. I think I'm drooling......

Custard and jam doughnut??? I deem this to be wrong - am the expert (nods knowledgeably)

Mmmm going to have to try that!

I like yorkshire puddings with golden syrup

cold custard/rice pudding straight from the tin

and most embarrassing the skin on top of cooled custard

Jam doughnuts and custard is just a Suet-free version of Jam Roly Poly and Custard surely? With extra sugar. Sounds yum

Fries and Ice cream is possibly borrowing from the Salted Caramel/Chocolate in Chilli type thinking?

What is wrong is the time I made a big Chocolate cake for my friends birthday. We all went out and got pissed had a few celebratory drinks and ended up picking up KFC on the way home as we headed back to eat said cake - the blokes ended up eating the cake after dipping it in the Chicken gravy

I like doughnuts still hot eaten straight from the paper bag

drools

OP this is a wildly irresponsible post and you should be ashamed. When next year they reveal that the obesity figures have shot up it will be All Your Fault.

Thank god I hate custard.

You could make a bread and butter pudding with stale doughnuts.

Or doughnut pain perdu...

Custard is the evil feculence of Satan.

Boak at the KFC gravy coated chocolate cake. Were they all sick Blathers?

Nope. Birthday Boy even asked for another cake the year after so that they could do it again

In this house donuts wouldn't last long enough to be eaten the following day with custard.

Which means I am going to have to go out and get some and try it the very second that I walk back in through the door.

OMG..I HAVE to do this tonight!
Why the hell didnt I think of this before?

I do think it sounds weird but then I have an embarrassing aversion to 'wet' and 'dry' food touching.

So on that basis only OP YANBU.

Sounds lovely.
My mum also did the warm ginger cake and custard pud. It was divine. Must add those items to my next supermarket shop!

mmmm, that sounds lovely.

She is in no way a freak. She is a donutty genius.

OP ... What have you done!

DH has now gone out to buy a variety of different doughnuts to see what ones are best with custard. He plans to attempt this with a friend tonight with 8 or more different doughnuts. YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER!!