AiBU to think that door should never have jumped into me

[CreamolaFoamless]

It did actually sneak up on me and clip my nose when i wasnt looking

I have/had a black eye

Do you think I could sue the door for harraressment ?

it wasn't the doors fault

It was mine ........\i was a lettuce and walked into it

You should at least phone the police.

The door committed a very serious crime.

errm is it possible to delete the two previous posts

What, delete the thread?