AIBU to wonder why there is no festive wine

[BarkisIsWillin]

... emoticon, or festive brew . I would have thought a special mulled wine one would be the order of the day

I was thinking you wanted a santa hat on yourwine for a minute, ignore me, as you were

wanders off whistling

Well it would keep it warm, nothing worse than cold mulled wine

In my case there is no festive wine as Tesco have lost my delivery
I am not happy
I waited in ALL day last Monday
I've emailed them,I've phoned them ( not cheap as its an 0845 no )
Had one phone call back from them but no more communication as to when I'll get a delivery

Well I do have a stock of festive wine in RL, just no suitable festive emoticon to celebrate with