Spot porners, AIBU to want my husband to get his sebaceous cysts removed (and let me watch)

[IvantaOuiOui]

My husband has always been prone to sebaceous cysts on his scalp. He had one removed once and brought it home for me as I am a boil bursting, blackhead squeezing spot porn person. It was like a little peanut. He has three at the moment and they are huge and wobbly, like iced gems under his scalp. After watching this video (warning, bad music and explicit cyst squeezing) I really want him to have them burst and let me go and watch. I know I'm a sick woman, but there are others like me, I read about them in the Classics thread. www.popthatzit.com/2009/10/scalp-sebaceous-cyst-2/

[MildlyNarkyPuffin]

They need to be professionally removed. And someone should be there to hold his hand and video it

[IvantaOuiOui]

Yes. He refused to let me go last time. Said I was "weird".

[Kayano]

What a twat

And I can't even say leave the bastard because then that would def mean missing out on the pus porn

It's just not worth it!

[MildlyNarkyPuffin]

The world would be a very boring place if we were all the same.

And you are not alone

[GiserableMitt]

Come with me. I have a huge one in the back of my neck that I keep meaning to get removed. You may bring your video camera.

[IvantaOuiOui]

He's not forgiven me for bursting the huge, tempting blackhead on his neck. While he was asleep.

[SantasStrapon]

I like your style Ivanta. Although you should have filmed said blackhead popping.

Bring him over to me, I'll remove them, and you can film it. And you Giserable, you are welcome too. :)

[IvantaOuiOui]

we need to have a festive bursting party, with mulled wine and protective clothing.

[Avantia]

I have had two of these removed from my scalp. The last one I nearly fainted , it had been there for some time but was getting bigger - it was so tied in with fibrous tissues etc it was a real pulling session to get it out .

They dont burst them they cut them out.

[ViviPrudolf]

Coincidentally, this morning, Mr. 'Pru said "I've got a treat for you" I assumed it was just another of his juvenile 'smell my finger' style japes, but turns out the big juicy scab on his knee has reached full maturity and I'm allowed to pick it tonight

[AnyoneforTurps]

We usually shell 'em out like peas but they can get stuck down and need tugging, especially if they have been infected.

Abscesses are the best though. >>

[Squitten]

I have three on my head - one has opened and been slowly emptying so it's nearly gone now. DH has been looking after it for me since I can't see it.

I just watched that video and nearly fainted!

[TattyDevine]

Oooh I do like a bit of pus porn.

My brother squeezed one of mine on my back and he said "a tiny rock came out!" and then it never came back so reading through this it sounds like he succesfully removed it. Prior to the rock, he had only ever got cheesy smelling, well, cheese.

Then I've never had once since but I live in hope.

Hubby has one on his back but is a bit of a wuss so gets a bit peaky when I draw blood but then I do have salon length acrylics.

I might get a divorce and marry my brother

[TattyDevine]

Oh shit

I said "hubby" on Mumsnet.

[RevoltingPeasant]

This thread has made me feel sick but also fascinated. It's a bit like finding out about dogging for the first time.

so I'm not the only one, eh

[crashdoll]

I have a small (hidden) sebaceous cyst on my scalp and after seeing that video, I am never ever ever ever getting it removed.

[shaketheshame]

Ivanta - thank you so much for that video, it was great !!! It almost look like a botfly !!!

[MinnieBar]

I have four or five on my head - one oozes occasionally, then refills the rest are dormant. But I did have one that got infected after I picked it and needed antibiotics, so do be careful?

My dad has been known to have a go at my mum's. I feel slightly queasy just knowing this?

[FellatioNelson]

I am strangely aroused by this thread. That video was fabulous. I have a lump on the base of my skull/hairline which I am now hoping is a sebaceous cyst.

[LittleMissHumbuggery]

We made it onto AIBU? Brock and roll:o

OuiOui it's your duty to make sure your husband is attended to by the correct people. You have to attend to video the proceedings make sure they do it right:o

[HairyBeaver]

Arh that video was lush

I once had a huge boil on my thigh and ohh the pus and black blood type crap that came out!

[chickydoo]

I feel sick!!!!!

[FellatioNelson]

I once squeezed a friend's cyst on his cheek. The hole was only tiny so the gunk came out like a long thin string. It was about 2 feet long by the time I'd finished. It was immensely arousing satsfying.

[IvantaOuiOui]

that whole popmyzit website is amazing. There's earwax extractions, cyst bursting, blackhead squeezing...husband still says "NO." Maybe I could knock him unconscious. The promise of sexual favours has not worked.

[IvantaOuiOui]

www.popthatzit.com/