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To ask you to come up with a Christmas MN name for me?

28 replies

BadTasteFlump · 23/11/2011 11:21

I'm struggling to come up with anything clever and that I haven't used before.

Prize for the best one Smile

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 23/11/2011 11:24

You need Martyr.

She is the ultimate name thinker ofer.

Hands down.

Without a shadow of a doubt.

Champion.

With knobs on.

BadTasteFlump · 23/11/2011 11:28

So how do I summon her? Is there a MN secret heel-click?

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SnowieBear · 23/11/2011 12:33

I like JingleFlump, you can even sing along to it.

Kayano · 23/11/2011 12:35

I was thinking of making mine Kayanho-ho-ho

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726 · 23/11/2011 12:35

I like "JollyHollyChristmas"... add "bear" if you must.... Grin

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726 · 23/11/2011 12:36

That's good, Kayano!

SnowieBear · 23/11/2011 12:38

Kayano, that's excellent - make it so!

SnowieBear · 23/11/2011 12:39

Blimey, I've now got "Jingle flump, jingle flump, jingle all the way..." running on a loop in my head. Brilliant.

OldGreyWassailTest · 23/11/2011 12:39

I don't think I could come up with another one - I had enough trouble coming up with mine!

BadTasteFlump · 23/11/2011 13:18

Ooh you've got me thinking now. I love JingleFlump, but I now also love:

TheHollyandtheFlump
MistletoeAndFlumps
StepIntoFlumps
DeckTheFlump
DrivingHomeForFlump

Shall I stop now? Grin]

Reminds me of one Christmas when my sister & I got silly-pissed on egg nog and spent all of Christmas night changing words in Christmas Carols to 'Fart'. It was hilarious Hmm

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PlumpDogPillionaire · 23/11/2011 14:51

BrandyButterTasteFlump

(when do the emoticons turn into Xmas puds, btw?)

PlumpDogPillionaire · 23/11/2011 14:58

Or FlumpIntoXmas, obv. (Good initials, too.)

Or you could go a bit Xmas balletic, e.g. TheFlumpCracker (see what I'vwe done there, Xmas pun? Wink )

BarfTheHeraldAngelsHeave · 23/11/2011 15:03

GoldFlumpincenseMyrrh?

BarfTheHeraldAngelsHeave · 23/11/2011 15:05

Although I prefer MistletoeAndFlumps

PlumpDogPillionaire · 23/11/2011 17:05

WhileShepherdsWatchedTheirFlumpsByNight

AFlumpinaManger

InTheFlumpMidWinter ('flumpy wind made moan'... - after Xmas lunch?)

OhFlumpAllYeFaithful ('joyful and tri-flumphant'...)

Shall be PlumpofXmasPresent soon, perhaps. Join me as FlumpofXmasFuture /Past if you wish. Just remeber where you heard it first, Wink

BadTasteFlump · 23/11/2011 19:31

Ok so I've narrowed it down to either:

FlumpIntoChristmas

or

MistletoeAndFlumps

Please humour me and vote for your favourite Smile

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PeelThemWithTheirMetalKnives · 23/11/2011 20:56

I like FlumpIntoChristmas and am singing it in my head Grin

BadTasteFlump · 23/11/2011 21:23

Well thank you Peel

FlumpIntoChristmas it is - after that stampede of votes Grin

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livinonaprayer · 23/11/2011 21:25

FlumpIntoChristmas for me Smile

OriginalPoster · 23/11/2011 21:27

BadTasteSprouts?

Too late?

Oh, well....

crazynanna · 23/11/2011 21:28

I bet on the other Find me a Name thread that nobodie could find my crap name a Christmassy addy...I bet my Grandson.

Well,Martyr...when are you picking him up,then. I have packed his Wii Wink

ConOfScience · 23/11/2011 21:33

BahTasteHumbug

Avenged · 23/11/2011 21:48

BadTasteFlumpWithBellsOn.

That's just for starters. I'm off to bed now so I'll sleep on it (probably wake up in middle of night with crackin' name for OP) Grin.

Blatherskite · 23/11/2011 21:51

I need a thread like this! I am shit at coming up with seasonal names

BeerTricksPotter · 23/11/2011 21:57

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