To ask you to come up with a Christmas MN name for me?

[BadTasteFlump]

I'm struggling to come up with anything clever and that I haven't used before.

Prize for the best one

You need Martyr.

She is the ultimate name thinker ofer.

Hands down.

Without a shadow of a doubt.

Champion.

With knobs on.

So how do I summon her? Is there a MN secret heel-click?

I like JingleFlump, you can even sing along to it.

I was thinking of making mine Kayanho-ho-ho

I like "JollyHollyChristmas"... add "bear" if you must....

That's good, Kayano!

Kayano, that's excellent - make it so!

Blimey, I've now got "Jingle flump, jingle flump, jingle all the way..." running on a loop in my head. Brilliant.

I don't think I could come up with another one - I had enough trouble coming up with mine!

Ooh you've got me thinking now. I love JingleFlump, but I now also love:

TheHollyandtheFlump
MistletoeAndFlumps
StepIntoFlumps
DeckTheFlump
DrivingHomeForFlump

Shall I stop now? ]

Reminds me of one Christmas when my sister & I got silly-pissed on egg nog and spent all of Christmas night changing words in Christmas Carols to 'Fart'. It was hilarious

BrandyButterTasteFlump

(when do the emoticons turn into Xmas puds, btw?)

Or FlumpIntoXmas, obv. (Good initials, too.)

Or you could go a bit Xmas balletic, e.g. TheFlumpCracker (see what I'vwe done there, Xmas pun? )

GoldFlumpincenseMyrrh?

Although I prefer MistletoeAndFlumps

WhileShepherdsWatchedTheirFlumpsByNight

AFlumpinaManger

InTheFlumpMidWinter ('flumpy wind made moan'... - after Xmas lunch?)

OhFlumpAllYeFaithful ('joyful and tri-flumphant'...)

Shall be PlumpofXmasPresent soon, perhaps. Join me as FlumpofXmasFuture /Past if you wish. Just remeber where you heard it first,

Ok so I've narrowed it down to either:

FlumpIntoChristmas

or

MistletoeAndFlumps

Please humour me and vote for your favourite

I like FlumpIntoChristmas and am singing it in my head

Well thank you Peel

FlumpIntoChristmas it is - after that stampede of votes

FlumpIntoChristmas for me

BadTasteSprouts?

Too late?

Oh, well....

I bet on the other Find me a Name thread that nobodie could find my crap name a Christmassy addy...I bet my Grandson.

Well,Martyr...when are you picking him up,then. I have packed his Wii

BahTasteHumbug

BadTasteFlumpWithBellsOn.

That's just for starters. I'm off to bed now so I'll sleep on it (probably wake up in middle of night with crackin' name for OP) .

I need a thread like this! I am shit at coming up with seasonal names