to think it is impossible to make friends on Mumsnet without being accused of being in a CLIQUE?

[bibbitybobbitybloodyaxe]

The word you are thinking of is "quiche"

You are not wrong.

Rather that than have no MN friends

looks in mirror

To me the discussions of the past few weeks have proved there are many many types and varieties of quiche on Mumsnet so who cares if you are accused of it?

The other thing is how do you define "friend" on Mumsnet?

strokes stranded

Spell my name right next time though

Stands next to Kayano looking in the mirror

You are all my friends.

I love you all and you are all my very best of friends and will all be invited to my funeral.

The End.

oh dear how terrible for you how do you cope

sorry no sympathy i have no mn friends :(

mwumf mwarrl phna mwur

Thank god for that, I thought I'd never get out of there!

Like I was saying, I think you can. I have a number of mners I chat to regularly and feel like I know them but I'm not in a clique.

Not that any clique would have me...

How would anyone know you were in a quiche? Are there some who spend all day checking what others are saying to who?

I'm too slow and easily
Confused to be in a quiche. I also fail to pick up on 'in jokes'

OP - You forgot - misfit with too much time on your hand and no life in RL!

oh.

re-reading thread, it is being ACCUSED of being in a clique.

Hecate strikes again

Do you know that I do this ALL the time. It's like someone at MNHQ is playing tricks on me they change the words. I'm sure of it

Erm, can you have friends on mumsnet without being accused of being in a clique.

Yes.

I do and nobody's accused me of being in one.

I really do need to get my eyes checked. Maybe that or I read half a sentence, decide what it's going to be and read that instead of what's actually there

Bohica What would this MN funneral look like?

Some of us haven't made mumsnet friends

fly solo

I want the White Company to design my coffin, threads from Classics to be read during the service, pom bears, biscuits and at the wake.

I'm stuck for MN music though so I'll leave that up to you!

at Maryz being accused of being a bullying bitch, I think your lovely.

I've never been accused of being in a clique or quiche.

Must mean I have no MN Friends

meh quiche

I scattergun my posts in random splurge stylee

oh, and talk bollocks, too

ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CAN EVERYONE STOP THESE THREADS NOW?