Dear Designers at Gap,
Did you know your collection is crap?
Year after year,
Skulls everywhere,
Do you really lack creative flair?
Skulls with a kite
Skulls eating tripe
Skulls on a bike
Is it all doom and gloom?
Are you celebrating the retail boom?
With snowboarding Death
You honestly need to take a hike
with this line and give it a
... Proper wreath