To ask you whether you think Davis Cameron is fit

[shineynewthings]

or any members of the house of commons. Confess, or give them a fitness score out of ten.

1 to 4 = minger

5 = potential

10 sex god/godesses

I'm giving Nick Cleggers a score of 6, cause his tired harrassed look makes him slightly distinguished

Good God, no. He looks like a piglet wearing foundation. I'd rather shag Theresa May (and that is REALLY saying something).

NO NO NO he is not fit!! And neither is traitor Cleggy. I'd give Ed Milliband a 6 though, lovely eyes like chocolate buttons.

They're all equally unappealing

Is there a number for "Spineless doesn't do it for me?"

Why are there no fit, black, six foot 2 politicians?

Remus - I have been trying to think of a good description - that is perfect!! Piglet with foundation on!!

0/10 for all of them.

Remus has it!!!! The ruddy chinless wonder look doesn't appeal tho' if push came to shove, I'd have him over Osbourne or Gove boak

Really? REALLY?
Cameron looks like Henry the Green Engine. And I for one would rather shag Henry the Green Engine

Depends what you compare him with.

compare him with Borisand well, there so no contest, Boris is just a complete shaggable fuckbunny.

compare him with Gordon Brown and you'd rate him 111/10

Why are there no fit, black, six foot 2 politicians?

Paul Boateng

God no, no politician is fit. When I was youger my mum wanted to shag micheal heseltine bleurgh

I have a girl crush on Yvette Cooper. She is brilliant.

David Cameron, on the other hand, is an oily toff who would get you to iron his shirts and call it foreplay. Probably.

No.Poor Sam having to shag that

Heard Cameron described as "C3PO wrapped in ham", which pretty much sums it up imo

he looks like iggle piggle 1/10

I just vommed a bit in my mouth. Ugh. I do like 'C3PO wrapped in ham', that's great!

David Cameron has eyes that are too close together, ruddy cheeks, probably a runny nose that is wiped for him and jam on his chin. He is also the most arrogant, out-of-touch spoilt old etonian, and I would NEVER EVER want to even brush past his podgy ill advised shoulder...... or any other Tory for that matter (or any other self absorbed politician!)

so 0/10 for all politicians from me

He so is 'Iggle Biggle'

plantsitter

Is Beaming Boris a 10 then?

i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/dcameron_415.jpg

www.62westwallabystreet.co.uk/feathers%20mcgraw.jpg

images.newstatesman.com/articles/2009/1050/20090107_0109chuka_w.jpg Chuka is very presentable

What?! Yuk, yuk, yuk, never ever!!! Bleugh.

nick clegg = 8 for not being decrepit.
cameron = -10 too smarmy.
milibands = 0 too wierd looking.

lol, love everybody else's replies!