To ask you whether you think Davis Cameron is fit

[shineynewthings]

or any members of the house of commons. Confess, or give them a fitness score out of ten.

1 to 4 = minger

5 = potential

10 sex god/godesses

I'm giving Nick Cleggers a score of 6, cause his tired harrassed look makes him slightly distinguished

Meh. Everybody's different.

I've been happily married to a black man for 20 years. Of course I can see the attraction of people like Clive Owen, Brad Pitt etc but I don't fancy them.

Anyway, we digress. We were talking about fanciable politicians and someone said Obama and he is rather yummy imo.

I can't think of a single British politician who comes close.

Am ing at David HamFace Cameron upthread.

Taste is taste! I've slept with white men, more white than not, but my taste is dark and interesting. Not only black men, Arab, south Asian, Medittersnean, Latin...I find the look of white men a bit bland

Eric you are a hussy.

I know and there's no accounting for sexual attraction. But MN has been awash with talk of what is and isn't racist lately, so it's an interesting digression. I just think some people would've jumped all over you if you'd said you were only attracted to white men, is all. I'm NOT jumping all over you, just pointing this out, no more.

Brad and Clive make me boak. Obama...ok to look at. About a 6-7 I guess.

There have been a lot of bonkers racist threads lately, it's true.

Yes I am

I prefer men with darker skin if I'm honest (and I'm only admitting that cos mumble went for the old honesty card first), and really love dark hair and eyes. But I wouldn't say I'm ONLY attracted to them. There's not a lot of raw talent in the Commons these days. I can think of a lot more hot guys on telly.

Yeah it's a bit silly to be prescriptive. Ypu never know who you might fancy. Apart from DH my best sex was with a white boyfriend. But it's ok to have a preference.

I came on to find out who Davis Cameron is, so yabu to have drawn me here under false pretenses

Oh and he's abit yak

Hameron, amazing nickname, wouldn't shag him if he was the last man on earth. Osborne, even worse.

Nick Clegg MIGHT stand a chance, it might satisfy me to give him a good spanking.

Chuka Umunna, yes, definitely. Ed Miliband also, David less so.

Er, Chris Huhne. Is that weird? He has nice eyes.

Obama, 100%, I bet he'd be amazing as well.

Yeah , but yellow you do realise, that if you started to give Nick Clegg a good spanking, you'd only end up beating him to death. That's manslaughter that.

I once heard the lead singer of Keane described as having a face which has no edges and David Cameron has that look. He's often photographed jogging/exercising but he still looks so squishy in the face. It's rather odd. It's very shiny too. 2 out of 10.

Osbourne looks like he's got heavy drinkers bloat. He could be alright looking if he looked after himself but he doesn't - 2 out of 10.

Portillo did an after dinner speach at a work event a few years ago. It was at a time when he was quite unpopular - before his reinvention as a TV pundit. He has genuine charisma which not many people (even when they have other good or appealing qualities) do IMO

Definitely! Oh, wait ... That was FIT as opposed toGIT ... Erugh, no, and that's no as in NONONONONO never in a billion years. His face is like melted smug. Not for all the aspirational it-bags in the multiverse. [puke emoticon]

You are perverted and disgusting.

Yes. Absolutely fit for nothing.

Oh Yes babybarrister Zak 'ridey' Goldsmith.. Be rude not to really.

I have a friend who fancies George Osbourne. No, honestly, it is my friend, not me. She's a tax lawyer and so goes for all that sort of thing.

To me he looks like the villain from a Restoration comedy, sans wig.

Bleurrrghhhh

Many moons ago when i was a wee little journo on a regional newspaper, an older colleague tried to set me up with John Bercow.

It didn't happen.....she'd been doing some bigging up of us to each other. Then we finally met at some function....he looked me up and down and said: "You're northern....".
I looked steadily back at him while working out if I could get away with saying "That may be so, my dear man, but I can literally and physically look down on you....." without losing my job.

I chickened out and he slunk away....

George Osborne's wife is really quite attractive and human looking. I know, I know - it's a mystery.

Apparently she is close friends since university with Justine Thornton, Ed Balls's wife. Which is quite hilarious when you think about it.

Sorry I meant Ed Milliband.

No, I would not do Dave.