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To ask you whether you think Davis Cameron is fit

112 replies

shineynewthings · 20/11/2011 19:25

or any members of the house of commons. Confess, or give them a fitness score out of ten.

1 to 4 = minger

5 = potential

10 sex god/godesses Grin

I'm giving Nick Cleggers a score of 6, cause his tired harrassed look makes him slightly distinguishedGrin

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LePruneDeMaTante · 21/11/2011 09:44

Cameron is not fit, in any sense.

He reminds me of a creature on a David Attenborough doco about the deep sea.

PomBearAtTheGatesOfDoom · 21/11/2011 11:41

Cameron is "too sweet to be wholesome" as my nanna would say.

SarahBumBarer · 21/11/2011 11:51

Gosh - I find him quite attractive. I would give him a 7 would be 8 but I am scared of you all

Gloribe · 21/11/2011 11:52

If it was me and David Cameron and a couple of goats marooned on a desert island, I'd fuck the goats.

shineynewthings · 21/11/2011 17:25

I am Grin at the responses on here. sarahBumBarerGrinGrin And one of the highest scores!

Personally I always thought David Blunkett had something about him that was quite appealing.Blush

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RomanKindle · 21/11/2011 17:42

Don't know if anyone has mentioned it yet and can't be arsed checking but Cameron was on the Private Eye letters page as a look-a-like for Igglepiggle a few months ago. It was uncanny.

Peachy · 21/11/2011 17:50

Ah the goats reminded me of a line from a book clearly designed for this

'I would not, could not, with that scrote'

ExquisiteCake · 21/11/2011 17:52

I like "call me Dave". Improvement on Blair at least.... Must be the inbred gene. Obama is a bit of alright.

ThePathanKhansWitch · 21/11/2011 18:06

David:It's his skin, it looks like not nice ham that's been left to sweat in a warm kitchen, whilst wrapped in clingfilm.

LePruneDeMaTante · 21/11/2011 18:33

Sweaty cheap ham [shudder]

Thruaglassdarkly · 21/11/2011 18:36

Oh good - we're doing this again! And again, I say yes, kind of fit. He's easier on the eye than most, so 8/10 for Dave and 6 for Cleggers. Disliking the weasely Ed Silliband though, so he's getting a 2 from me. On the subject of hotties in politics, I did think Saif Gaddafi was about a 9 before he lost his hair. That he's a wannabe evil despot is a crying shame. Such a waste Grin...

nursenic · 21/11/2011 18:36

He looks like a fucking radish.

Vicky2011 · 21/11/2011 18:41

Cameron in his black jeans and shirt combo when he's visiting troops does, to me, look vaguely shaggable, but then I admit to being quite strange.

Interesting David Owen has been mentioned. I saw him make a speech in the Lords very recently and couldn't help but think "yup....still got it"

I know he's not a pol any more but I still get a lovely warm feeling watching Portillo on This Week, particularly as he seems to have become a lot less "swivel-eyed" recently

ouryve · 21/11/2011 18:44

On appearance only:
Cameron 3
Ed miliband 5
Cleggy 7

I'm not even much of a looks person (DH is proof positive of that) but I've never encountered a politician with the combination of manner and personality and attitude to really give me any non-political stirrings.

nursenic · 21/11/2011 18:44

Portillo has that cruel twist to his mouth that makes me think he has a sex dungeon in his basement....

Thruaglassdarkly · 21/11/2011 19:00

OP - are you Sam Cam by any chance, fishing for compliments about your DH?

NewGirlInTown · 21/11/2011 19:04

I totes fancy DC but I only ever shag Tories with inherited furniture... :-)

DeliaSucks · 21/11/2011 19:08

Ham Cam (as I now think I will call him) and shagging should never be mentioned in the same sentence. Ever. I'm shuddering at the thought of his sex face.

mumbrane · 21/11/2011 19:08

Nay to Nice-ham-eron. His shiny botoxed forehead and braying public school boy accent turn me right off.

I generally don't find politicians that sexy, although I would give Obama one and I do have a soft spot for (not a politician, but a politico) Alistair Campbell Grin

mumbrane · 21/11/2011 19:10

Clegg is grey. He looks anemic. I would rather shag his wife, quite frankly.

Sam Cam doesnt do it for me though Grin

Peachy · 21/11/2011 19:16

Oh absolutely to Obama no question!

SamCam? Nope. I might have shagged Cleggy two years ago but whe I picture him now I can only think of those print out masks protestors use. And franklt the world does not hold enough bleach for the post shag scrub down.

Prescott yes, Cleggy no more and Cameron i'd rather do myself a harm.

Peachy · 21/11/2011 19:17

Vicky would shag Portillo.

let's all point at the new girl and laugh Wink

mumblechum1 · 21/11/2011 20:58

Yes to Obama here as well.

I only really find black men attractive.

Which is quite fortunate given who I'm married to Grin

Both the Millibands look far too earnest to be remotely sexy.

Thruaglassdarkly · 21/11/2011 23:24

I only really find black men attractive.

Hmm
Thruaglassdarkly · 21/11/2011 23:36

mumble...I just think that sounds a bit racist. I mean, what if someone had said they only found white men attractive? A bit Shock at you saying that tbh. I have dated men of all coloured skins, but I don't think I could limit myself to finding only one particular colour attractive.