To be really excited the Christmas tat catalogues are here once again!

[NorfolkNChance]

You know the sort, they come with the Radio Times and the Sunday papers.

I actually squealed with delight when unwrapping the RT a second ago and the Museum Cloiection dropped out (DH has a subscription so it's always wrapped)

Am now going to spend a delicious few minutes gasping and laughing at the sheer crappness on offer.

Collection obviously!

In my excitement my fingers went wobbly

If it's collection only, I wouldn't bother.

Can we have an emoticon for YAWN?

I've left one open on the page with the blanket-with-sleeves in the hope that DP takes the hint

Can we have an emoticon for OH BOG OFF ANDREW WHO SOAT IN YOUR OVELTINE?

Ooh ViviPru is that the slanket? I also covet this....snuggly

arf @ "slanket" yes - a quick google search deems it so.

House of Bath is always good for a giggle.

Awww Vivi, I've bought one of those for no2 son this week, to go in his Christmas stuff. He was the only member of the family not to have one, and I just know that no matter how many times he says he doesn't want one and they are naff, what he really means is that he wants one more than he wants the vair expensive Wii game in limited edition packaging with commemorative Wiimote thingy! Oh how happy he will be when he realise I bought him a snuggy (I did get the game as well, but I may wait an hour or so after he unwraps the snuggie to tell him this )

You design it, Norfolk, and I'll use it but do you mean SPAT or SAT or SHAT?

And I don't drink Ovaltine . . . does anybody?

I meant spat but the others are appealing...

Good call on the Ovaltine, it's vile stuff.

I miss the Innovations catalogue.

I know it wasn't seasonal, but I help but think, 'so-and-so would love that!' as I flicked through. Even when I looked at the 'neck massager'...

I couldn't* help but think...

I got the Past Times one the other day. Plenty of cushions. And doorstops.

Oh, the jewellery...

(oh the humanity...)

I love the christmas catalogues! Such goodness.