to wonder what to do with the biscuits now..

[Splinters]

BANG!

No trolls to feed

I'll just save them for next time, let's face it it's not going to be long is it?

I had just typed out a whole beautiful row of when the thread went pop.

ooh perfect! Can I put them in your picnicbasketcase?

That was some super speedy work by MNHQ, fair play.

I think MNHQ are stalking him now

Which thread????? Why don't you just eat the s, virtual stylee?

He's a bit easy to spot!

Shove some biscuits down the wire to me though, will you? I'm getting a bit peckish here

Oh the marriage one?

BANG!

Having only just recovered from last night's 'turn off mumsnet and contribute to the economy' deleted thread. Have I missed another?

... and the thread is gone!

CILLIT TROLL

That was the first genuine troll thread I have ever been part of

Congrats Butterfly!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sure there will be lots more opportunities very soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What an odd thing to troll about. Did MNHQ elaborate at all?

Ha ha! I thought this was going to be a thread about teens/pre-teens eating all the biscuits/crisps/sweets in the house and running out of hiding places. This is a subject which interests me.

I read a few posts and did a good troll-spot and swerve on that thread

Thanks for reminding me about overuse of exclamation marks...

hurumph.

I had high hopes of us coming up with the Ultimate Marriage Quiz

Oh.
My.
God.

They've bloody deleted the thread I started asking why the other one had gone.

And they didn't even have the common courtesy to email and say hey, we're deleting this because, as you know, our magical delete button erases memory of a thread from the minds of all who read it and restores joy and harmony to the world and, as you also know, everyone on this here netmums mumsnet is in fact a five year old child who is incapable of reading something on a screen that they don't like.

I noticed that too Hec. Bit rude to not even tell you why. They must just think this one is about biscuits

Bloody rude. Not a bit rude.