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to think that not every man on mumsnet must be "dodgy"

755 replies

OpinionSeeker · 15/11/2011 22:34

A thread on mums net to settle an argument about mumsnet...
DH thinks that if a man is on mumsnet then he must have an ulterior motive, to chat up 'mums' - he wants me to add that he thinks they must be devious. I think, perhaps naively that there are probably some genuine male parents, aka dads, wishing to discuss parenting issues. DH believes men should be on dadsnet.
Genuinely looking for opinions.

OP posts:
Moominsarescary · 16/11/2011 14:59

Yes but the thread was on about books and buscuits so I got bored

Psammead · 16/11/2011 14:59

Google? I tried google for various terms on this website. Never again.

That's not cool, Bob.

TiggyD · 16/11/2011 15:03

I started to Google "Snake assisted wanking" but when I got to "Snake assisted..." it suggested "Snake assisted shed". WTF! Can snakes really put up sheds?!

Moominsarescary · 16/11/2011 15:03

If you google it the thread comes up or lots of things about Harry potter

Moominsarescary · 16/11/2011 15:05

Come on techno what did you get?

Psammead · 16/11/2011 15:05

Snake assissted shred would be handy for my workout schedule.

I think an assissted shed is something to do with helping your snake shed its skin Grin

Psammead · 16/11/2011 15:06

Sorry for the onomatopaic sssspelling missstake.

AnyFucker · 16/11/2011 15:06
Confused

sheds again ?

are some people obsessed ?

TheAlmostFestiveKnid · 16/11/2011 15:07

Well, I do think that the men on Mumsnet are a bit dodgy - but not as dodgy as the women!

Grin
TiggyD · 16/11/2011 15:08

Ahh! I was wondering how they would hold nails and a hammer with no hands. Must make wanking tricky too.

(That's the first time I've written that since I was on Sarah Beeny's Facebook page.)

Moominsarescary · 16/11/2011 15:08

I never assisted my snake to wank
It never assisted me to wank
I never assisted it to shed or build a shed

Am I missing out?

Moominsarescary · 16/11/2011 15:10

tiggy why did you write that on Sarah beenys fb??

cheeptrick · 16/11/2011 15:11

I googled Dragon butter - never again will i google anything on mumsnet.

There are just somethings i dont need to know.

cheeptrick · 16/11/2011 15:12

Moomin - do you have a snake?

Moominsarescary · 16/11/2011 15:18

Ds1 and 2 had corn snakes, they died last

TiggyD · 16/11/2011 15:19

Moominsarescary Did you never see Sarah Beeny's Snake Shed Erecting And Wanking Show? It was the highlight of channel 5 last year.

Pan · 16/11/2011 15:23

Male posters don't flirt?

I've been trying to flirt with Bellemadamsansmerci for years and she hasn't noticed. Same as AF. But she just rejects me.

Moominsarescary · 16/11/2011 15:23

Nope

cheeptrick · 16/11/2011 15:25

I flirt but it always seems to be with female posters!

AnyFucker · 16/11/2011 15:27

Pan, belle has noticed < ahem >

AnyFucker · 16/11/2011 15:28

cheeptrick, I thought you were a man ! (until the other thread)

Psammead · 16/11/2011 15:28

It's more fun, flirting with women Smile

I googled the snake thing.

Holy shit.

AnyFucker · 16/11/2011 15:29

Pan, I thought you had a cob on with me at the moment Grin

hence the chill in the air...

cheeptrick · 16/11/2011 15:30

I'm a lady Grin

(I'm a very pg lady)

AnyFucker · 16/11/2011 15:30

Psammy, tell us what it is

I can't be bovved to google