to think that not every man on mumsnet must be "dodgy"

[OpinionSeeker]

A thread on mums net to settle an argument about mumsnet...
DH thinks that if a man is on mumsnet then he must have an ulterior motive, to chat up 'mums' - he wants me to add that he thinks they must be devious. I think, perhaps naively that there are probably some genuine male parents, aka dads, wishing to discuss parenting issues. DH believes men should be on dadsnet.
Genuinely looking for opinions.

Try going to a club where lots of the men are wearing high heels. They can't recalibrate their aim taking into account the added distance so the ladies' loos are often a bit sloshy.

And how do you propose we use this little floppy weapon A/F?

oh bloody hell, Tigs

I dunno, FBF, you tell me

Why are men so fasanated with their own willies?

I think it starts at 2 yo and never ends, but why?

They are like security blankets .

It's no different than girls loving their breasts ,

Well i for one find it a huge turn off when men play with themselves or touch themselves every time they need a wee - You are not 2 grow up and stop touching it!

I do not go around touching my tits ( in private or infront of other people) so why do men think its ok to do it in front of women?

I thought they jiggled their balls more than fiddled with their willies. Pocket snooker.

I am wondering what the female equivalent of "jingling the loose change in your pants pockets" is

that's it

"pocket snooker"

is there a female version of that ?

Oh no - I've done some embarrassing A'licking on another thread - and I've never even heard of her - >

Hmm, but I don't stand there with my hands down my top, jiggling my norks whenever I'm bored/at a loss/needing a bit of security.

And Christ Tigs, what sort of clubs do you go to and can I come with you next time ?

I quite agree It . Not I.

was it the favourite who would you like to meet MN'ers thread ?

last post to ry

Ry - More info please

Bless em strange little fuckers .

No AF - it's the 'let's all feel sorry for the unmentioned' thread -
There's a really cool dude posting on it -

Punani ping pong?

Sorry. Sorry, couldnt help it.

Link please.

Men need to adjust things sometimes otherwise they could pop round the back and get sat on.

Can't link I'm on my phone - sorry.

I lost my message in cyber space:
I quite agree fellas playing with themselves in public is gross, but it seems to be done sub consciously .I myself never do this. I see it at work all the time from the cooks.and make sure I never eat food prepared by them.