To step my dislike of Gordon Ramsey up a notch because of this?

[BupcakesandCunting]

I think he's an arrogant, mouthy fuckwad anyway. THEN I heard on Daybreak breakfast television this morning, on a segment they were doing about fathers needing more support after their DPs/DWs have given birth, that Gordy dodged all four of his children's births because he was "scared it would ruin his relationship."

So in other words, he didn't want to be there in case the sight of his wife's fanjo looking less than pristine put him off having sex with her ever again. He is not a man, he is a child in a man's body. I am also judging his wife for allowing this type of bullshit to continue through four pregnancies. Fair enough, he doesn't want to go down the "business end" but what kind of man would refuse to be there to hold his wife's hand/brow mop/be an object to punch whilst she is giving birth to the child that HE helped create, just in case it ruined his desire for sexy times?

He's an idiot, isn't he?

Noooooooooooooooooo!

Ah, I know someone who knows him >>>>

How long til this goes poooooooof I wonder...

I am actually ridiculously excited interested in this thread as I have spent a long time saying 'There's something not quite right between Tana and Gordy' and 'She seems like a front for him' until my DH wants to kick me up the arse

RK, eh?

Right, please PM me, I can't stand the suspense!

Eh? Dominic wood look alike <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=dom+littlewood&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1440&bih=779&tbm=isch&tbnid=-rWZTckLOriRSM:&imgrefurl=www.dominiclittlewood.com/&docid=ahZH05aCiJoy3M&imgurl=www.dominiclittlewood.com/dl.jpg&w=236&h=280&ei=V0jCTpiZF5Pb8gOXz8GLBA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=179&vpy=166&dur=128&hovh=224&hovw=188&tx=102&ty=111&sig=103352789650138372203&page=1&tbnh=125&tbnw=105&start=0&ndsp=32&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">sorry littlewood is actually putting his buns in the chef's oven????

I thought sweary McTosser was into transexuals, allegedly, and the 'affair' was better to hide the real story. He has said that him and drippy have had IVF which works for the old fear of ladybits, including the birth.

Dominic Littlewood, brother of Phil[nudge nudge] was caught in bed with a bloke by his gf, red haired flame of Murdoch fire, and was beaten up but didn't press charges because he didn't want the story to come out.

All allegedly and surely not true.

TBF I have seen one and Mrs every other day as live a couple of doors down from them at the moment. Have also seen a balding gruff character down the road. I wonder, now, whether sightings are linkable.... Hmmmmmmm.

Now we've got that clear, are the rumours I hear about Hugh Jackman lavender marriage also true?

MrsDMM.

If you like Rock I'll come and move in to your mansion, and check it out. I have a lovely end terraced Victorian, 4 bed, in Bristol???

Bloody hell!

Nah, Hugh Jackman star of Oklahoma and other musicals cannot be gay, they never are in that profession!!

Hahahahaha. I'm only housesitting til we can move back into ours next week.

What else do you have a country estate???!!

Not Hugh?!

Although (hugely sweeping statement coming up) a gent who is that buff and keen on musical theatre does seem slightly suspect.

Bloody hell. There are no men left to fancy.

Except Richard Armitage and if anyone here dares mention him there will be trouble

Absolutely Posies - that would be totally unheard of. Very astute of you

I wish. Nope, a 4 bed terrace in Sarf West Landarrrrrrn innit.

Hugh jackman is straight and his marriage is authentic.

Sorry, mrsruffallo, slap wrist for me and my spelling there.

How do you know mrsruffallo?

I need to go and pick my irksome urchin up from nicery (as she calls it), perhaps you would all be so kind as to save the goss for my return. Just so I can be up to speed sort of thing. Ta muchly.

Yes, Hugh definitely straight. It was the bit where he went on Jonathan Ross and arbitarily burst into song mid-interview that convinced me of this.

What evidence is there to the contrary? Just because someone treads the boards and isn't married to a model doesn't make them gay.

Ugh he's awful, and Tana's antics make me depressed. I got a free cookery book by her with a magazine once and besides the meh recipes, there was lots of frothing about "it's so satisfying making a lovely family meal" blah bah right while the whole hotel-slapper-gate thing was blowing up. Oh purlease. Grow a spine and get rid of him. Or be a doormat, but please don't parade it about as if you're some kind of role model.

Don't know about the lavender rumours but he's definitely a woman-hater.

Ocean-going twat.