To step my dislike of Gordon Ramsey up a notch because of this?

[BupcakesandCunting]

I think he's an arrogant, mouthy fuckwad anyway. THEN I heard on Daybreak breakfast television this morning, on a segment they were doing about fathers needing more support after their DPs/DWs have given birth, that Gordy dodged all four of his children's births because he was "scared it would ruin his relationship."

So in other words, he didn't want to be there in case the sight of his wife's fanjo looking less than pristine put him off having sex with her ever again. He is not a man, he is a child in a man's body. I am also judging his wife for allowing this type of bullshit to continue through four pregnancies. Fair enough, he doesn't want to go down the "business end" but what kind of man would refuse to be there to hold his wife's hand/brow mop/be an object to punch whilst she is giving birth to the child that HE helped create, just in case it ruined his desire for sexy times?

He's an idiot, isn't he?

You want the truth, Buppers? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

He's always crapped oin about not being at the birth or changing nappies. Gordy,.

Arf at you all. That is all Funnily enough I saw the sweary one last week. He's one rude fucker with a massive sense of entitlement - like he owns the pavement and us mere mortals must cross the road to pass his Missus' new botox salon. Because he's a twat I suppose. a fucking massive one But his cooking's not bad.

why let what he and his wife choose to do in the privacy of their relationship worry you? Surely you and your OH do things that not everyone else would do, but if it suits you, then fine

shrugs

He rarely makes a dinner that I like the look of. Which is saying something as I stoop to some low levels, food wise.

i still have the message in my inbox if anyone wants me to forward it?

So [pause] here I am in the streets of Bangkok [pause, drama pause]

Wan King Fuk is now the leader of Ladyboy massive [pauuuuuuuuuuuuuse] one of the most notorious trans gangs in Bangkok.

Initiation means I am [pause] going to get fucked.

Aww, I always miss the good stuff.

It's not in the privacy of his relationship, ditzy. He boasts about it like it's something to be proud of. People will comment. If he doesn't want people to, then he should keep it quiet.

Please PM me. I am confused.

TBF bups, the food at his restaurant in SW3 is awesome and, amazingly, the kitchen is silent, unrealistically so, given what they produce. Although, I have eaten there a few times, only once was the chef there.

I've re-read twice but still

Gordon Ramsay is a self-satisfied, smug bastard.
I used to quite like him when he first came on tv, mostly cos I couldn't stand Jamie Oliver, but his shows just got worse and worse.

DH, otoh, was vital at DS's birth - he ran to fetch the MW when DS crowned, and DS was born next push, 3 mins later - could have been rather tricky without him, tbh! Oh and he held one foot for me (I didn't even know this at the time), while the other was firmly planted on the larger MW's bust, and the smaller MW made sure DS was ok coming out. So he saw DS born as well! And still fancies me

my head hurts, would some kind soul please pm me and help me understand

Am I reading this right? GR is having a lovely boy on boy action flingette with RK?

He certainly was in the past allegedly .

Who is RK?

My head in spinning.

Wowsers.

Wonder what DB thinks about it!

One of two famous bruvvers in a popular soap opera.

Shouted 'Tiffany' a lot.

WTAF? No, I don't believe it!

Who is RK?

Oh God someone please PM me

REALLY?

Can we charade it?

Two words.
First word, sounds like.....

Moss?

I think Tana married Gordon, not because he's anything special but because her father is also a bullying twunt and it's what she knows.

She should be on the relationships thread with AF and 150 others justifiably shouting "Leave him! LEAVE HIM!!!"

I heard that rumour too but always assumed it was one of those gossip mag on-dits like Robbie Williams' alleged proclivities...